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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

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the beautiful thing about holding onto hope is that even when your heart is broken, you can still say, “i hope i can learn something wonderful from this.”

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solo jazz suicune

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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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the fact that i still have to unlearn shame… like come on that’s literally the most embarrassing thing to not have unlearned yet

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guy who has never seen a girl: hey why is this table so tall and hot

guy afraid of horses: HAY?????

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baby kougra

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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone

🔁 pls reblog for sample size

#I semi-regularly do most of these bc i travel for work #i think the only one i haven't done is go to the movies and that's mostly bc i rarely watch movies

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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

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alien cats 💚‼️

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

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hello everyone, hope you enjoy this lab mouse adaptation of Frankenstein; I am completely exhausted

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never let being a girl stop you from being a boy