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meleenamcfallout · 12 years

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(Just a word that I do have another blog I'm actually updating. This one will get more updated [I have a bunch more fallout3 screenshots I haven't posted yet] but in the meantime here's an example of my other blog)

Science time

c’mon grab your intellectual peers

we’ll solve very

difficult equations

with Lucca, Ema

and Bubblegum the

science will never

end it’s science

time

(sorry about quality, no scanner/tablet here)

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Operation ANGERidge part 3: back to the future

Guy just stands here for a while. getting bored.

hey nobody tells me to stand down! wait, i want to shoot more-

damn.

back here now.. well that was pretty fun. is there one with a bus full of children and stuff? cuz i'm really good with explosives.

so I get taught how to use power armor and i get to use some power armor. they just let me take it! i didn't have to shoot them or anything!

there was one of these big ol laser guns too. worked pretty good in secret-land.

#fallout #fallout 3 #Operation Anchorage #grenada mcfallout #mcfallout

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Operation ANGERidge part 2: Point Blank Grenade Technique

knock knock.

whos there

bullets

bullets who

bullets in your face

the chinese have walking manhole bombs.

nice park job park nuts

i wonder how i should take care of this giant tank oh i don't know EXPLOSIVES

yup explosives worked

explosives always work

always

i guess that's why they call this a pulse field?

knock knock

whos there

explosives

explosives who

BOOM

this is the guy i have to kill. let's try explosives to the face

i guess explosives don't always always work.

#grenada mcfallout #fallout 3 #fallout #Operation Anchorage #grenades

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Operation ANGERidge Part 1: Virtual Grenada

i get some new signals on my crazy watch thing, so i go to investigate.

no i don't want to hug you, ghoul

i guess these guys didn't hear about the scout group of them i killed. instead they want my help killin' mutants.

dude, your armor aint that shiny

they want me to go into some kinda cyber-egg. apparently there will be like, weapons and shit for this, so let's get this egging started

apparently it's a drug egg

guns blazing of course. it's the best kind of guns AND the best kind of blazing.

also where the hell am i

huh, don't got these back in the wasteland

so i'm stuck in what i guess is a fake version of past alaska. maybe i can see the bombs drop, that'd be fun. big ol explosion. i find a sniper rifle. i put it to good use

uh, dude, you're.. uh

i never knew the chinese were so bendy

no fair being invisible, you're a lot harder to hit that way

wait i get to blow up giant guns? this is the best mission ever.

... i thought the fuse was supposed to be 20 seconds. it's got to have been that long-

oh.

the best part of the sniper rifle is how you can get up right next to someone and see them explode.

BOOM! hahahahaha

mental note, kill general chase

oh it's so hard to choose

what old ones? oh, this pile of guns by my feet. they're.. uh.. extras. yea.

few can appreciate the beauty of weapon fire frozen in time.

dude, you're snipin all wrong. you're supposed to run right up to the guy and stick the gun down their throat. you guys need some lessons.

#sniping #operation anchorage #fallout #fallout 3 #grenada mcfallout

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Revenge of Grenada

Just found the next part of Grenada's crazy memoirs:

you know why they call them ants? cuz they ant survive a missle launcher.

this ant is actually pretty big.

dudes, if you had a chaingun then maybe you should not have died, you can use that to shoot people.

this is for the ants, jerk.

hey didn't i see something about a spinny light?

what in all the fucks? i thought I had the key to this stupid treasure

whatever, i can pick it. the treasure is... naughty nightwear. okay they're comfortable and sexy but I don't see who-

uh? k. no.

i said no, bitch

hey where's the rest. i love how it ends. with..

uh..

q, i think.

mussy-um of american hi-story?

it's one of those

wossname

monster cows.

Shows how much of an idiot she was. It's really a monster elephant.

my kinda' place.

dude you look a bit surprised.

i don't know art, but i know what i like. destruction.

whassa linkin?

well i dunno who linkin is, but he had style.

and he knew his guns

so off to this boat place.

this guy took my sweet hat. he says he'll give me more money for more linkin stuff.. i'll play your game, mister, but the last move will be me.. smashing your head with the chess board.

#grenada mcfallout #fallout #fallout 3 #lincoln

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Shivering Isles part that smell after the rain: My Other Brother J'zidzo

Nice diction there.

wow, a cloud palace. I needed a place to store all my rain.

Not sure if you're just crazy or that it really is one, because Sheogorath is also crazy.

I'm beginning to think that this city is obsessive compulsive.

Yup.

So I mess up the woman's house. It drives her INSSAAANNNEE

I make some amber gauntlets that.. turn out to not be very useful. Dang

Wait a second. THAT IS NOT HOW BLUNTNESS WORKS

This town seems to be just plain obsessive.

Good.. um.. good for you?

Even his HAIR is smiling.

I head to the town of Split. This is J'zidzo, and his hated enemy, J'zidzo.

There's two sets of doubles in the town. Instead of like, just leaving or whatever, they choose to live beside each other and pissing each other off. They also want me to kill the other side. So I kill the Dimentia side, since I'm pro-manic.

Apparently this counts as a crime? Really? It's not like it's really murder. I didn't kill ALL of any one person. It's like, 6 counts of HALF murder.

Hey can I have a LIGHT shield please? Thank you.

This town is just.. scared of things? They dont seem to have much for me.

#oblivion #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #let's make like this town and split

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Shivering Isles part bean curd sushi: Vitharn in my side

How ominous.

I apparently can't go through since there are ghostly ghost chains.

There's a way in back, though. One wonders what purpose the ghostly ghost chains are if they don't cover all the entrances.

You okay down there, ghost dude?

IT WAS THE ONE ARMED BUTLER WHAT DONE IT

I didn't mean to insult him. It just sort of came out. Maybe I have ghost tourttes?

Hey, guys, can you help me with this fire? I need a hand free. Guys?

Dude, sorry, I had to carry this child skeleton.

Good job on that, by the way. Place certainly isn't full of the ghosts of those slaughtered by the intruders. (Spoiler: it totally is)

Also the ghost of a dagger?

Okay, you know how to use an axe, right? To chop down trees? Imagine your enemy is a tree.

Yes, that'll do her a lot of good by deserting your post.

That's.. candid of you? Here, have this dagger.

Ghosts walking aimlessly into walls. They can't even HAUNT right.

You, I burned your stupid teddy bear so you don't have to run away with it.

Alright, let's talk to that guy who hates my guts. He's probably jealous since he no longer has guts.

No, dude, I'm totally count Cirion. Fight me!

Nice, finally got a Matrix I can use. I'd tell you what they do but.. you know what they say about being told about that.

#shivering isles #oblivion #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #Take the blue gauntlets

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The Shivering Part Toothbrush: Who Do The Felldew That You Do

Well thank you, I knew those minutes alchemizing would pay off with information like this.

Pants that make you better at wearing pants.

When the Dawnfang/Duskfang switches and it's been used to kill ten people, it powers up and recharges. It still doesnt do much damage because, well.. I'm a mage.

Did I interrupt something? I really really hope I don't see what I think I might see if I lower this shield. Also: O_o

Leather goods, a set of manacles, a big bed.. I'm starting to understand what was going on here.

Hey I found an order obelisk thing.

How do I look?

Sheogorath wants to give me his power since he's not going to be around to fight Jyggalag. Do I get your nice coat too?

Don't beat yourself up. Your head isn't that big.

I sleep and find this guy by my bed.

Who keeps a broom in a barrel?

Some words on failure.

OF COURSE HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND

#oblivion #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #Elfeena McScrolls #my lion metal shares a trumpet

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Shiver me Isles part 4: Ace Wizard Investigations

So, my goal here is to either slaughter them mercilessly or to freak them out so much they go insane. I'll take option B.

The little monster becomes giant, and scares them.. one goes insane when it turns out to be an illusion. Sheesh, dude. Usually NOT dying is a load off.

Another goes insane by dropping a lot of keys to a treasure, and refuses to go ahead until he finds the right key.

And the third goes insane because he's given an illusion of being dead without getting to fight. These have to be the three weakest willed adventurers I've ever seen.

Yay! I love cheese and.. awww:(

I also got this: It's called Dawnfang. My blade skill is like, 2, but how can I resist a sword that's on fire that turns into a sword that's on ice?

I also have to help the Dutchess of Dementia and the Duke of Mania. The Dutchess thinks people are out to get her, so I have to go get the people out to get her.

MORE flair? I HAVE A FUCKING FLAMING SWORD MADE OF GOLD THAT DRINKS BLOOD.

I get a helper who can torture people to get answers.

He walks really slowly

But he packs a mean lightning bolt.

This guy wants me to kill him but he decides to spend all day standing in front of a guard. Mixed messages, much?

I give the conspirator to the dutchess who, well, just kills her. A bit unceremonious really.

Also, remember never to give her a hug unless you want a tracheotomy.

#shivering isles #oblivion #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #the elder scrolls iv oblivion #torture with a side of death

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Every Day I'm Shiverin' Part 3: Every Day I'm Xedilian' Also

Why this doesn't look suspicious at all, deep within an ancient ruin mostly full of skeletons,.

Oh look the two 'dead' people came to life and attacked me. I am entirely shocked.

I'm glad this has resist disease on it or I'd be afraid to touch it.

For a plane of madness it seems pretty normal to me. I mean it's a nice view, but it's not a maddeningly nice view.

It's like a stealth boy that works forever!

BEHOLD, THE ULTIMATE MAGICAL ITEM

Putrescence, it's what's for dinner.

And so Mr. Gorath's torture base is now back in action.

Now I just have to teleport out and..

Oh. Well at least I get to have some fun!

#shivering isles #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #oblivion #paging mister gorath

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Aye It Be The Shiverin' Isles, Laddy part 2: C'est nes pa un sailboat de flying

Wow.. that's.. pretty happy. Can you be slightly less happy?

I'm going to say.. maybe not?

Yeah I dont really have lizard fever, but thanks anyway.

Being the only smith in town makes you the prettiest by default even with such a big underbite.

Okay, as long as the women are all mine, that good?

Sure, I'll terratet anything you want if you make it a quest. No? Okay then.

NOT BAD.

How about I talk to you again after I finish saving the world and stuff? And then punch you in the face because that's creepy.

I wish my pants were calming. These power armor suits chafe pretty bad.

Oh, you don't want to talk to me? A little MIND CONTROL should solve that problem.

That could be useful in a very specific situation.

For example, imagine you are trying to walk on acid but the air is poisonous! Just put a water tank on your head! Or, an underground river. These things do exist you know, it has to do with-

Sorry, sorry. This game is about magic, not science like real life.

I'm sure I won't have not forgotten yet when we previously meet after before.

Have you tried steam?

WHYYYYYYYYYY

#oblivion #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #Elfeena McScrolls #meleena mcfallout #so happy i could wear a tutu and claw out the eyes of a rabid bear

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The Shivering Isles part 1: Not That Cold

I know, right? I am AWESOME

The walls fly away (apparently made of butterflies?) and leave me out in the wilderness.

Of giant spiky mushrooms.

Letifer Orca Digestive Slime is a pretty good name for a band.

Are you really, Shelden? I guess you are the best at wearing purple armor

There's a giant guy blocking the gate, who, uh.. is way too powerful. Need to use some strategy here.

Hey you, want to tell me how to kill the gatekeeper? No? Would a little mind control make you feel more up to it?

Before I continue I decide to rush back home to make myself a hot chick.

Also I make some more spells.

Remind me not to kill myself. Standing around on a boring hill forever seems like it would suck.

They allso call me Yngvar Hair-Receeder, Yngvar No-Shirt, Yngvar Spell-name, Yngvar Big-Pommel.. lots of names really

This guy is pretty nice, except he's afraid of the walls falling down. Everyone else has some sort of strange quirk like this, you'd almost think we were in the REALM OF MADNESS or something.

Oh, you don't beleive me? I wouldn't do anything duplicitous!

For example I'm definitely not going to mind control you to make you agree with me.

Another satisfied customer. Elfeena brand Mind Control (tm) - it solves all of life's problems, or at least makes you beleive they don't exist.

And here is the man himself, Sheogorath, Daedric prince of Madness. I'd bow before him if I knew what button that was.

#oblivion #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #shivering isles #sheogorath #meleena mcfallout #Elfeena McScrolls #get it since she's on fire #wait where did she go #wheres my fire lady

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Oblivion Can't Beat Meleena Part 7: Screw this universe I'm leaving

Alright guys, let's fight these hell monsters! Let me just ready my big fireball spell..

Uh. Sorry. Oops.

Onward, seahorse!

Oh, convenient. This place that some realtive left to me apparently belonged to.. a vampire assassin? Who cured his vampirism?

OH GOD YES I WANT TO SEE THE SUN AGAIN

So I'm trying to get the orrerrerrerry.. these guys all have random dwarven artifacts but also randomly have a lot of silver items and silver weapons and stuff. Maybe they're anti-werewolf bandits?

The orrerryrerry gives me a buff. Okay. Some of these things seem.. less than useful.

Screw all this, I'm going to see a CRAZY DOOR

I'm walkin' on waaa-tterr.. woo oooh

That certainly is a strange door.

Someone comes out of the door..

Gibbers crazily and attacks the other guy

And jump off a cliff together. I dont know guys, it almost seems like these people are a little weird.

See?

Madam, I respectfully disagree with your assessment!

I go through the door and talk to a guy who won't talk to me unless I sit down. Apparently I'm in the Shivering Isles, the plane of Madness, ruled by lord Sheogorath. Remember when I said I liked that guy? I GET TO MEET HIM.

#shivering isles #oblivion #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #meleena mcfallout #Elfeena McScrolls #seabiscuit

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The Oblivion Wars: Meleena Strikes Back part six: Go Directly To Hell, Do Not Pass Go

Speak "Neyond Twyll Riellesel" and Enter

Yup, you're not crazy at all.

Deck the halls with a weird stoooonne Var la la la la la, la la la la la

being that I am a frail mage with no arm strength, I need to make a spell to help me here.

Also, too many locked doors..

Oh. I guess I have to come back later..

Mental note, be careful when clicking the mouse or a mage might start trying to punch me to death.

I'm going to head and try to find this "Orrery" stuff. On the way I come across Kvatch, who have apparently had bad times.

REALLY bad times. PORTAL TO HELL kind of bad times.

So, I go to hell. Seems like the thing to do.

All these corridors look the same, so I dont know why this one is particularly dark salvationy.

Maybe I should start going for light armor.. this cloth stuff just isn't doing it for me, and look, MAGIC HAT

Apparently the portal is powered by this thing, so I stop it.

Fortunately I get warped back to the real world because otherwise I'd be stuck.

Huh, so I'm apparently a vampire now? This sucks.

#oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #the elder scrolls iv oblivion #meleena mcfallout #Elfeena McScrolls #it also bites #i dont drink wine #go to hell

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Oblivion-Meleena Grudge Match Part 5: Necromancer? I hardly knew'er.

Seriously, it's like they weren't even trying.

A pressure plate with tiny holes all over it. This looks perfectly safe to me!

As does this perfectly innocent squashed blood stain.

And these.. swinging axes.. okay you're not even trying to hide these any more.

I have acquired an artifact! It is a helmet!

I'm told to fetch a book which is right insdie a building like 20 feet away. Seriously? I can shoot fire from my hands and this is my job?

If you only get Resist Poison Blue or Resist Poison Green you can't collect all the poisons.

This skeleton obviously is a CONVICTED CRIMINAL!

Meh.

They really did a bad job with this door. It's like half in the ground.

Now my hands are that much burnier!

I can see nothing wrong with taking a nap on this sacrificial altar.

Let me explain what is at stake and WHY I AM IN SUCH A GOOD MOOD ABOUT IT

Glowy thing!

Dinosaur thing!

Rock thing!

I killed an ogre who had potatoes. Apparently this is important?

Oh god! You really need a smaller face bucket.

#oblivion #The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion #The Elder Scrolls #the elder scrolls iv oblivion #meleena mcfallout #Elfeena McScrolls #totally not a trap

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Meleena and Oblivion Don't Get Along part FOUR: You Should Have Seen Their Last Concert

Oh no, Zahrasha is dead! Wait, was Zahrasha the one I was here to find? I don't remember.

Yeah well your MOM is a novice retort.

Man I wish I had magic in real life. This is pretty awesome.

I love Skull On Hands, it's the best band ever.

Not a fan?

Hello, this is Door.

"Chironasium"? I know you guys can like, make fire out of nothing, but you can't just make words out of nothing.

Oh, I have to wait for a day for you to finish my staff?

I'll just WAIT RIGHT HERE STANDING

You could say I'm finally a full staff member.

Wizard marriages are strange.

Of course.. taxes.. that's how a helmet works!

KA-BLAST

I'm following this guy and go through a door and suddenly there's like a giant pile of people.

I had a god once. He ate my slippers and pooped on the rug! Wait, I meant dog.

Yeah they wear these robes. They weren't. SORRY for missing that.

Wait so..

The inscriptions and book match up and NOBODY THOUGHT TO TRY THIS!?

For mages you guys are IDIOTS.

#oblivion #the elder scrolls iv oblivion #elder scrolls #meleena mcfallout #elfeena mcscrolls #wanna see my big wood staff?

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Meleena agaisnt the Oblivioids part III: The Greatest Fight Ever

Well this is, not exactly useful for me, but it fits on my finger so whatever.

Does Nistor know you're selling his boots?

Carmen Litte? More like Caramel Latte.

Since she's like, the colors? Whatever you guys don't know how to laugh.

Can I just say it's really weird how surprised everyone is about the ban on Necromancy? They raise rotting corpses to do their bidding as slaves. It's not that surprising that people would be morally opposed.