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mel-pomene · 6 days
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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mel-pomene · 15 days
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🩸🩸🩸
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mel-pomene · 16 days
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! i hope you get to eat a lot of candy and watch a scary movie if you celebrate :D
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mel-pomene · 17 days
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mel-pomene · 17 days
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1916 Woman's "Happiness" dinner dress by Lucile, Lady Duff-Gordon (Label Lucile Ltd., New York)
silk taffeta, satin, tulle, and chiffon with lace, lace insets and appliqué, ribbons, and silk flowers
(Philadelphia Museum of Art)
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mel-pomene · 18 days
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my I ❤️ WOMAN SUFFERING (IN A FETISH WAY, NOT A MISOGYNIST WAY) shirt is raising questions obviously answered by the shirt
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mel-pomene · 24 days
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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mel-pomene · 26 days
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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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mel-pomene · 26 days
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grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
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mel-pomene · 27 days
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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mel-pomene · 28 days
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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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mel-pomene · 28 days
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here’s something creepy that happened to me and em a couple years ago…
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mel-pomene · 29 days
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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!
Read Crow Time // Read Namesake // Patreon // Store
Crow Time Plush is now up for sale!
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mel-pomene · 29 days
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
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mel-pomene · 1 month
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choose your path wisely
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mel-pomene · 1 month
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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mel-pomene · 1 month
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what a silly guy
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