reblog this if you'd care if I killed myself tonight
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Am i the only one who didn't know Liam's ear things are Batman?
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I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose
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reblog if you're honestly unhappy with your appearance
i will message every single one of you
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My notification ringtone is One Way Or Another and it’s the worst decision I’ve ever made. I literally just sing along and forget the answer the text
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1. Put on nail polish and let dry.
2. Dip fingernail in alcohol-basically any will do, vodka is suggested.
3. Press a strip of newspaper big enough to cover the whole nail on to your alcohol soaked nail.
4. Pull off slowly and be really impressed with yourself.
5. Paint top coat if desired.
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hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
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I’ll always defend the people I love, even though I’m as terrifying as a.. as a… baby penguin.
Niall Horan (via smilehappylooksprettyonyou)
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