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megaweapon · 3 hours
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me in the group chat: hey. bad news guys
gc: oh no. you did it again didn't you
me: yeah. i got lost in the beauty of a gif of a dragon from the early 2000s again. sorry
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megaweapon · 5 hours
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“I’ll move through the night, love, I’ll sleep when I’m dead.”
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megaweapon · 7 hours
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Saying regular stuff to my normal friends.
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megaweapon · 11 hours
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Wallace Breen gets this notification from G-Man seconds before Gordon teleports into his office
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megaweapon · 24 hours
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megaweapon · 1 day
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literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.
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megaweapon · 1 day
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megaweapon · 1 day
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"I don't want to hurt you, but I will if I must Don't you make a sudden move Don't you try to run And if I hear you scream, I'll be the last thing you see When I send you to The Great Beyond."
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megaweapon · 1 day
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megaweapon · 1 day
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horse whose hooves are stuck individually in different colored buckets the horse seems a bit surprised but unbothered the sign of a well mannered yet perhaps empty minded horse or perhaps this is all a goof of the horses own design
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megaweapon · 2 days
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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
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megaweapon · 2 days
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evil infodumping where you just tell lies
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megaweapon · 2 days
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this youtube thumbnail makes me lose control
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megaweapon · 2 days
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Beautiful lab grown women in your area
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megaweapon · 2 days
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"I see my footprints in the sand So I know where I've been And all these steps I take won't go to waste If I'm moving towards something."
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megaweapon · 2 days
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I've seen posts going around claiming that petting animals is basically tricking them into thinking they're being groomed, and it's bugging me because, like, there's no trickery afoot. Petting and scritching are grooming activities. They help to dislodge loose fur and foreign objects and more evenly distribute protective oils, among other things. Primates are social groomers, and the human impulse to scritch is the legacy of our primate ancestors. We see an animal we like, even a dangerous one, and the monkey brain says "groom that thing".
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megaweapon · 2 days
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The truth is out there.
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