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I’m fine

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look at me. listen to me. this is directed at americans for the record. the reason you think North American animals are boring is because you live here. there are so many cool and beautiful animals here. we have beavers. we have wolves. we have moose. we have sea lions. we have armadillos. we have mountain lions. we have alligators. we have foxes. we have bighorn sheep. we have manatees. we have bears. we have ocelots. we have BISON. and that’s not even touching on the birds! or the turtles! or the snakes! we have amazing beautiful and diverse wildlife right here and it deserves to be appreciated and protected

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holy shit i havent seen you on my dash since like. a year and a half ago. how you been?

I KNOWWW omg shit's been rough but whenever I front I remember this blog and talking to you on here forever ago. kind of like the wife of a veteran long at war who has a little picture of him in her locket that she looks at sometimes

I've been pretty alright actually I miss hanging out on here and doing shit !! Good to see you're still around too. how have YOU been?

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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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Yo mama so inactive she deactivated

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why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

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weed is the stupidest drug. all its nicknames are like booboo, stinky winky, gushy and one of the popular ways to consume it is in cookies and candy.

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"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

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I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

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get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured

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kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

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reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

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