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i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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moog should just stuff four DFAMs into a groovebox

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went to gas station, opened car door

met friendly parking lot cookie

he's always looking up

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was looking through horse fabric on eBay and the fact the seller put this as the main image gets me

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Soundtrack from Twin Peaks, music composed by Angelo Badalamenti (1990)

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extremely pleased to find out my secret weapon is a super zapper

Atari’s Tempest arcade cabinet reviewed in Starlog #54 (1982)

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me irl

My partner:

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metric understander please need help, how many inchpounds in a rood?????

a lot if u stack them

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fooled by the neapolitan ice cream sandwich

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bub pissed on my pillow

while I was sleeping

i dreamt i was crying

and woke up, face wet

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everyone is doing it

going Cathy mode because the crushed ice keeps melting

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going Cathy mode (bashing my head into the couch because my ice keeps melting)

#wuthering heights #bash bash bash bash

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im slime im sludge

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i love being trapped in a garbage mind prison

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duffy 😭

*draping a bit of gauze on this healthy cat*

we don't know if he is going to make it

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I live here now:

interact with this post to enter a raffle to send me to an endless void. winner will be decided on christmas day

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saying "clam" when I'm brandishing the gun at the doctor so it has the right number of syllables

doing the i want a wang and i want it now scene from desperate living but for a pussy