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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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Quick question, I keep seeing tiktoks about college students doing this so I gotta ask

Personally I never pulled an all nighter when I was a student, I honestly thought it was a movie thing and not something students do.

#no because it'd do more harm than good to try to do schoolwork/study overnight #brains need sleep or they'll stop being capable of advanced cognitive tasks #better to go to an exam completely unaware of the material but with a full night of sleep than after #studying all night and not sleeping. that's what I think

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Oh she thinks she’s the plusherrrrr

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my bestie told me my hair looks amazing and then 2 other people said the same independently of him 😭😭😭💗💗💗

#our presentation went well btw

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#same oh my god #I'm laughing so hard because I was briefly very disturbed by the thought that it was just #a human being walking like that

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i miss when singers didn't have to be the most beautiful person you had ever seen

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remembering all the times i spent money

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I dontr think im fit to be around anymore i just want to JO 1 last time and sleep forever more

#pjackk classics

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Go ahwad and put the extremly bright led light in my eyes ok it helps me chill and sleep

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#I think about this so much

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scully: the victim's prostate appears to have been drained dry

mulder: *throws file on desk* ever heard of the pegging alien

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I love my beautiful wife.

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