UNUSUAL HOARD commission for caninecompanion, a hoard and oc after my own heart
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A warm bath to rehydrate and soothe my buddy.
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🍫Chocolate Reptiles🦎
[ Patreon / twitter / instagram / shop / society6 / teepublic / LINE store ]
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That's it. I'm about to die of laughter and the reason why i have troubles breathing at the moment is called blunthead tree snake. Look at him. Just look at this unbelievable joke of a reptile world!
Look at those eyes. I swear, that noodle has eyes bigger than combined size of brains of it's whole family. Eyes.
Eyes!
EYES!!!
But that's not all. The whole thing looks like one of those 80's cartoons where Tom got squeezed through sewer or pasta maker and became a wiggly shoelace. I mean.. damn
Snek
You o'rite?
Hey mate
I have some live mice pinkies if you are hungry
I'm laughing so much!!! 😂🤣🤣 Honestly, this is what the ultimate winner of Snake game looks like irl. This is some serious pootoo/chicken from Moana energy right here!!!
He LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
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You know why mom pick instead other dragons? I has weird eye and jaw crooked so front scales no line up. I perfectly imperfect dragon. Dat why I get extra cuddles.
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This is for a project but I’ll share it here too
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Me: trying to sleep
My brain: A TOAST TO THE GROOM
Me: no, please
My Brain: TO THE BRIDE
Me: I just wanna sleep, please shut up
My Brain: FROM YOUR SISSSTERR WHO'S ALWAYS BY YOUR SIDE
Me:...
Me With a Glass in my hand: TO THE UNION AND THE HOPE THAT YOU PROVIDE
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This is my New Year’s resolution checklist.
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tbh being able to freely admit when you’re wrong without getting defensive or angry is a skill we should all be working on more as a species
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