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Jøshua Zerø photographed by Nicole Ngai

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it may be an abhorrent hour, but I need to write this down while I think of it.

to the absolute legends that wellness check their friends, but don't know what to tell the robotically inclined homies:

-cycle coolant if they haven't recently

-make sure joints are lubricated

-dust out internals

-reboot to prevent memory leaks

-sleep cycle to deter heat buildup

-charge up so they don't pass out mid thing

-fix cable management if its out of hand

-clean paneling if dirty

-top up hydraulics

-turn some senses off if they seem overwhelmed

-posture check stays the same lol

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Heiko Hellwig: “Silicon Cities” (2018)

#yummy

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hidden messages in electronic boards

#:)

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#gideon the ninth

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#waow

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recently someone saw my dissected frog tattoo and said “hey ur frog tattoo is really cool but i think it’s open.” i haven’t been able to stop thinking about this for weeks. what did she mean by that. does she think i walked into a tattoo shop like hello can i get one normal frog tattoo. and 2 and a half hours later the tattoo artists goes FUCK. it happened again. it’s fucking open. goddamnit

#LMAO

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Anastasia Trusova, “Lace over the river” Acrylic on canvas, 2022

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#yeah #beep boop

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your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan

#want you to get it on with nobody else but mingus

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dont kill urself until u try adderall and/or transitioning 👍

#TRIPLE CRITICAL HIT #these three things. Fuck. #adderall and HRT completely changed my life for the better and are big factors in why i am still alive today #also prozac helped big time with the covid recovery and is proving very beneficial in general but she has her downsides #finally moving all of my shit out of my dads place was HUGE #living at my moms for now kinda sucks but at least its rent free and not abusive or scary and i have my own room and theres no cameras

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#HEHEHEHE #i love figure skating this performance is so fun omg

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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

#fuck #so true it hurts a little #i still think its so funny that the other day one of my besties said whenever we talk shes internally like “wow he is Clearly adhd”

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NO ONE knows how to use thou/thee/thy/thine and i need to see that change if ur going to keep making “talking like a medieval peasant” jokes. /lh

They play the same roles as I/me/my/mine. In modern english, we use “you” for both the subject and the direct object/object of preposition/etc, so it’s difficult to compare “thou” to “you”.

So the trick is this: if you are trying to turn something Olde, first turn every “you” into first-person and then replace it like so:

“I” →  “thou”

“Me” →  “thee”

“My” →  “thy”

“Mine” →  “thine”

Let’s suppose we had the sentences “You have a cow. He gave it to you. It is your cow. The cow is yours”.

We could first imagine it in the first person-

“I have a cow. He gave it to me. It is my cow. The cow is mine”.

And then replace it-

“Thou hast a cow. He gave it to thee. It is thy cow. The cow is thine.”

#cool! #language

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ai art but with a funny caption over it still sucks stop showing me that shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pising me off!!!!!!!!!!!!

#LMAO #ai is repulsive but this is funny

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#only cry when my hormones are fucked up #used to only really cry when i got angry/frustrated