every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head
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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure
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humans need a glowing weak spot other than the prostate
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there are more straight2gay comics, of mordecai and rigby, than there are stars in the universe.
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you go into this persons house to ask for the recipe & the next thing your skeleton is being hurled back out the front door picked clean
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im not sure you know what ancient rome is
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have you considered being like a mother to your actual fucking children
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roblox man face cookies | source
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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...
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#daytime
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Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.
You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.
And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:
Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:
And they both look TOTALLY different from California!
So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.
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bail funds for pro-palestine activists
a15 bail and legal defense fund (supporting community members criminalized in the us for solidarity with palestine)
university of texas at austin students bail fund venmo @ psc_atx (livestream)
columbia students bail fund venmo @ bcabolitioncollective
the palestine legal defense fund supports acitvists across the united states
palestine legal defence also supplies free legal support for activists
the national bail fund network may update with local bail fund efforts as events continue to unfold
this list is updated as of 24 april 10pm EST. i'll try to update as i find further bail funds and legal supports: if you know of other funds or if information shared here is incorrect, please reblog with updated info (+ a timestamp) so people can give and access support.
palestine will be free, solidarity forever 馃崏 馃嚨馃嚫
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