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Officially moving to my new Tumblr @witchyflowerboy so meet me over there!!!

#personal #new blog #oh shit whatddup #who dat

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SO uh, you have a duck you want to tell us the story of that?

Ohohoh this is a story I can tell! My dad got a farmhouse in 2015 and wanted chickens and ducks! I on the other hand wanted nothing to do with farm stuff since I was and still am a city person. But when I met the two baby ducks I fell in love

That’s Cecil and Carlos! Both are female I was terrible at finding what gender they were and misgendered them. But the names stuck! Cecil and Carlos followed me everywhere and in turn believed I am their mother.

Carlos grew up and was an independent woman but Cecil decided to stay by me when she grew…

And grew…

And grew into a fluffy duck! She loves mom and I love her!

The only thing she loves more than mom is worms and watermelon.

She really likes watermelon.

That is all. She is big baby.

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no offense but male protagonists whose strength comes from empathy, compassion and humanity will always be more interesting than snarky assholes who punch everything and treat everyone around them like shit

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cops: you have a right to remain silent

suspect who is innocent: *remains silent*

cops to judge: anyway the suspect was unhelpful the whole time, they didnt say anything, I’m pretty sure theyre guilty based on that.

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I know it’s the middle of the night, but I had to share this piece with you guys! I’m so happy with how it turned out!!

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I wrote a quick tips thread on Twitter about how to get excited about drawing backgrounds. Check it out here!

Happy new year! ✨

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to all the 13 year old girls that follow me

if you think her skirt is cute, tell her

the guy that you have a crush on probably doesn’t take enough showers

liking 1D or taylor swift isn’t embarrassing. dont hide it

draw draw draw! you’ll be happy to have the skill later on

do your homework it’ll help with stress

when you’re overwhelmed you should run. it makes you feel better

don’t start cutting no matter how afraid you are

if that shirt doesn’t fit you it doesn’t matter

hug the people you love

know that your life is weird right now and it will get better

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are you an “I’ll find the cryptid”, “i’ll fuck the cryptid” or “i am the cryptid” person?

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jeremy shada said in an interview that season five would have lance-centric episodes, which means that lance’s character arc will be a major part of season five. there is a lot of speculation that lance is bisexual, which is due to many factors: the picture lauren montgomery drew where he’s holding the lgbt sign, jeremy shada’s comment on how lance’s milkshakes bring “errbody” to the yard in that one interview, and how the showrunners are purposefully vague about lgbt representation in voltron. their hesitancy to give a straight (haha) answer to interviewers and fans alike about lgbt representation suggests that it will be a big part of the show that can’t be spoiled, and there’s a bunch of evidence pointing to lance being the lgbt representation they don’t want spoiled. seeing as lance’s character arc is coming up in season five and how it’s likely to be about his bisexuality, it just makes sense that season five will be a gay season!

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All I wanted was platonic dancing at the Winter Palace, but nooooooo…

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The curls and loops my plants create as they grow will never cease to amaze me

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Things that make me believe in magick:

-That warm tingly feeling you get inside used book stores and antique stores

-Being drawn to particular inanimate objects for no discernible reason

-That feeling of inner peace you get every time you look up at the night sky, or step into a forest

- Fairy circles

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Kylo Ren Is Not Neurodivergent He Is Just An Asshole, Karen.

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Kylo Ren Is Not Neurodivergent He Is Just An Asshole, Karen.

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china, 2500 years ago:

guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water

guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..

leaves.

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This suss looking saluki greyhound in Texas is speaking to me. someone adopt him so i can live vicariously through u https://www.petfinder.com/dog/turbo-36897203/tx/dallas/greyhounds-unlimited-tx881/

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PeachFuzz #146

The Princess of Positivity returns. How hilarious would it be if I went to Anime Boston in a Peach dress and just handed out compliments? 

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