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I'm not trying to shame people who don't read The Classics because god knows most of that stuff never saw an editor, but before you post/reblog quotes from the old book classics, framed as something the author personally said, you should be aware that the quote was probably said or thought by a character who wasn't supposed to be objectively correct. As a matter of fact a lot of those fictional little guys were written to be completely wrong on purpose.

You have heard of the sci-fi genre of Don't Create The Torment Nexus. Now consider the 1800s book style Don't Become The Dipshit Protagonist.

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listen to the wind blow btw. and also watch the sun rise

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It is actually way better for 100 addicts to get their fix on pain pills than a single person in pain go without. I call this the "Torture is bad" principle. You should be able to get the good stuff forever after a single doctor's visit. If you're worried about addicts fund rehab centers and needle exchanges instead of torturing people.

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An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

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Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

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hi!

#house and wilson met by house bailing wilson out of jail after he drunkenly broke a fancy mirror at a medical conference

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(Worf voice) SLAY

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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Ms. PhilosophyTube is right

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#1/day or if especially gross #during the summer i end up taking 2 sometimes #but not consistently

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i found the tenth circle of hell: it's where your fave blows up on tiktok

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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I swear I get sad if I wake up and one is on the floor