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Old work in progress: the cat that does not want to be petted

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attempting to make myself a morning person thru jetlag

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Tumblr user John Rawls famously suggested the following thought experiment:

Suppose you were hit by a bus one day and got isekaied into the body of a random society member. How screwed would you be?

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Illustrations from Tales From the House of Baba Yaga by Emory Kjelsberg

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whohoo my paper got accepted!! :D

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oh my god. you saw the ad and thought WHAT???? im so sorry for the panic, they charged us by the letter!!! no, no, timmy’s thirteen now, we found the baby shoes in an old gift bag in the garage

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Vintage Porcelain Covered With Hand-Painted Ants by La Philie

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Who is in my House? by David Lynch

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Easter Egg   -  Jos van Riswick , 2018.

Dutch, b. 1973 -

Oil on panel, 9 x 11 cm.

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did a thingin vr today! it was fun!

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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Last autumn. Millions of colours come out on a sunny day after the rain

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on the apps again... wheeeehhh :(((

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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

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@davidgarlandmakes

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people where their accent changes but only when they're talking to a brit

#why

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One thing that's cool about pistachios is that assuming you can open one of them, you can use a pistachio half-shell as a moderately-good prying device to open up future pistachios. If pistachios were the product of intelligent design, that would have been a really thoughtful bit of user experience-oriented design.

#like molluscs!