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mayberrycryptid · 12 days

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I am soooo sorry but I gotta put this blog on hiatus. I am packing camp and heading north and the netz is being wonky and I am even MOAR disorganized than usual. but!!! I will be back online in Mid-May!!!

#hiatus

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mayberrycryptid · 18 days

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they really were insane for this. the common trope/joke is that men don't even remember their wedding anniversaries, let alone the exact day they met their 'best bro', how is this not deservingly considered one of the most romantic moments in history? THIS LOVESICK FOOL HAS BEEN COUNTING DAYS SINCE HE'S MET HIS DANNO.

#the fact that this is a real line tho #mcdanno #h50

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mayberrycryptid · 18 days

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No romance I can imagine is more romantic than aging with you day after day, year after year.

我能想到最浪漫的事，就是和你一起慢慢变老~♪

#mcdanno #mcdanno is canon #h50

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mayberrycryptid · 19 days

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@pleasestopdeletingmyaccount

Gay?

Sorry I STILL don't see it😂😂😂 welcome to h50!!!🥳🥳🥳

I broke

40 days

That's how many days left until season 7 premiere of 9-1-1. Just 40 days until my blorbos come back from war.

And I couldn't hold out

We're at least 2 years away from season 3 of Good Omens and probably 9 months away from season 3 of Heartstopper. Yes I am doing splendidly thanks for asking.

I couldn't take it anymore and started a new show, my brain need a new hyperfixation

Like an idiot, I chose Hawaii 5-0 because what could be better than a 10 season show ?

I'm 10 minutes into the first episode and already I'm putting clown makeup on 🤡. I swear I cannot get my brain to quit shoving dudes together. I seriously think I'm just lowkey delusional at this point

It's honestly so embarrassing of me but also they are gay. Gay

Sorry, nothing could get you to stay to run this operation ? Not even a task force to find the man who killed your father ? Not free reign over EVERYTHING ? PASS ?

But a hot hunk of man point a gun at you and suddenly you're interested ? Something (someone) changed your mind ? Gay

Oh what's that ? He's blond and buff and competent ? Oh he's witty ? Oh he's also bratty and you want to push him against a couple different surfaces ? Gay

Oh you feel like he can step to you and he's not interested in buttering you up or listening to you but obviously still respect you? Gay

Oh he had your back and saved your life ?

And as the petty ass man you are you "appointed" him your "partner" ?

Shameful Mr.Mcgarret

Shameful

But also I woulda done the same

Now if I had a nickle for every show a hard, jaded brown hair brown eyes soldier was suddenly captivated by a blond bimbo (affectionate), I'd have two nickles (scratch that 4, forgot about GO and OFMD), which isn't a lot but it's strange that it's happened twice.

Anyway, imagine how unsurprised I was when I curiously looked on Tumblr to see if the two dudes from 5-0 was a hot item and saw this tag with thousands of people :)))

I guess this is my humble request for the McDanno fanbase to accept me as one of their own.

I promise to bring much delusion

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

#mcdanno #😂they got you #my otp for life #love your speech #and welcome #<-steals all your tags #h50

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mayberrycryptid · 20 days

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Poll time. Shamelessly copied from here, but I've been having the same thoughts in regards to McDanno for the past week (ever since Evan Buckley was kissed by a man on the gay firefigher show):

Vote & reblog!

#mcdanno #h50 #steve mcgarrett #danny williams

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mayberrycryptid · 20 days

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Poll time. Shamelessly copied from here, but I've been having the same thoughts in regards to McDanno for the past week (ever since Evan Buckley was kissed by a man on the gay firefigher show):

Vote & reblog!

#mcdanno #h50 #steve mcgarrett #danny williams

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mayberrycryptid · 22 days

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