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And thus, EA was born

Before you begin the game, show your players a random table of really good loot. They can pay you real world money to roll randomly to receive any of it during a session. 

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Oh fuck that was Friday.

The most hardcore stoners are the ones who forgot today is 4/20

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At least you don’t have trump.

fandom for an American TV show: don’t watch it online! watch the show on TV when it airs so the ratings go up! show your support!

me, a mere European: 

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Bob Ross gets it.

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What’s up kids

It’s been a while, how’s it goin?

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You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

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Powerful Kellogg highlights from the cinematic masterpiece that is Chinese Bootleg TLJ.

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Comment s’appelle un garçon français qui porte des sandales?

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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

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if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

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I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

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i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

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incorrect marvel quotes source; parks and rec

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If we, as the Internet, collectively decided to replace every instance of “hacked” with “guessed their password”, maybe people would finally start taking their own security seriously.

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Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie