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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

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Measured in letters, not syllables. Please do *not* put your deadname in the tags, I don't want to know that

#from 5 letters to 3 #i have shuffled names but usualy theyre shorter (or nickname version is) #which is incredible since im Starting with Five??? #and my last name is five #no long names with me only short ones

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Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.

#either way its magic

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the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

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I became a single mom.

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chat noir would randomly start typing "meow" over and over again in ladybug's dms when he wants attention

and the longer she takes to respond the more excessive the meows get

#this is on parr with plaggs “dont forget my cheese” in increasingly annoyed tones of the no new message thing #aka perfectly accurate cat behavoirs #i love it

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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#see its fans like this that annoy me #and therefor really get annoyed seeing ts at all

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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

[mayatuks-catastrophe]

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

[mayatuks-catastrophe]

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

[mayatuks-catastrophe]

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

[mayatuks-catastrophe]

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

[mayatuks-catastrophe]

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

[mayatuks-catastrophe]

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.