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Amazing dress by french creator Sylvie Facon 

Additonnal credit :  L'Oiseau de la pluie - Costumes et créations

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people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

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finally some good news from this tic tac infested hellscape

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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

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i dont understand how i procrastinate everything i do like i even procrastinate watching tv shows? i feel like normally you would normally procrastinate doing things you dont enjoy like homework and cleaning and stuff but tv shows? who am i

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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.

“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:

“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.

“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.

“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.

“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”

“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.

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Cutie McGraw 

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Black Sails + text posts 

Part 16 - Random

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just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

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Myles Young, 23 Huntsville, Al @Mayhemmyles

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Sense8 Meme: The eight sensates [8/8]

↳ Wolfgang Bogdanow 

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Hey, remember when Raphael was painting the Cupid and Psyche frescos at the Villa Farnesina and he decided that his lush and fertile garland frame was too subtle in implying the fruitfulness of sex and romance between the two main figures and so he included a huge penis fruit with pendulous fruit-balls splitting open a very graphically suggestive fig?

Subtlety of a bulldozer.

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Having a memory is like playing the ‘Telephone Game.’ Your brain distorts your memories more and more each time you think about them- so basically, when you recall a memory, you’re actually just remembering the last time you remembered it. Source Source 2

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Trump nominates Christopher A. Wray as new FBI director

Trump on Wednesday announced on Twitter that he will nominate Christopher A. Wray as the new director of the FBI.

Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.), vice chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, said on CBS This Morning that the nomination was an effort to distract from James Comey’s upcoming testimony.

Wray is a lawyer who served as assistant attorney general in the DOJ’s criminal division under President George W. Bush.

He currently serves as a partner at the law firm King & Spalding, and was New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie’s personal lawyer during the Bridgegatescandal. Read more (6/7/17)

Jeff Sessions proposed resignation after Russia recusal enraged Donald Trump

Attorney General Jeff Sessions allegedly proposed his possible resignation to Trump in a recent meeting amid an increasingly fraught working relationship, ABC News reported Tuesday, citing anonymous sources close to the president.

According to the ABC report, Trump remains so angry with Sessions over the latter’s decision to recuse himself from all matters related to ongoing investigations into Trump’s widely rumored ties with Russia that he “lashed out repeatedly at the attorney general in private meetings.“ 

Sources told ABC News the president personally blames Sessions for the expanding scandal, which now counts multiple congressional inquiries, a special counsel and an FBI investigation. Read more (6/6/17)

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Losing My Edge