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maxwells-thoughts · 12 hours
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Nooo cuz why she ate ??? Junk food. (My daughter GAIN weight three months ) btw
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Go to doctor office: I have been having every morning throw-up, etc. but fever none
Let me check ur urine
ok.
Wow. You are pregnancy. Congratulations.
omg… ok… thanks ig..
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maxwells-thoughts · 3 days
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Okay I am going crazy . #spread positviity and joy ! Anyway. Yesterday I bought some apples, and when I opened up the apple , he said Hello??!!😅😅😂 do you need something or —…? I was all oh Mr big shot 🤣🤣
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maxwells-thoughts · 3 days
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Women collectivist bathroom man individualism urinal … think about it.
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maxwells-thoughts · 5 days
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I wish.the ocean Really warm and nice to swimming in but also cold and yummy can drink it !
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maxwells-thoughts · 6 days
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oh 17 bits sis too much i couldnt even think of enough operations to fill the thousands of possibilities ah waa waa … sorry but im built different .. why does your ISA not have serve, boots, mama instructions? . right.. right..
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maxwells-thoughts · 7 days
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Not to be dramatic but calibri to aptos is like 9/11 if it was different and no one died and maybe it’s a good thing
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maxwells-thoughts · 7 days
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I identify as Hard-of-Breathing. ..
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maxwells-thoughts · 8 days
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Maybe the one you chose!
Need advice to change majors again
What should I try this time??
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maxwells-thoughts · 9 days
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I love the concept of heaven ,, but this does not work out in practice! Why? It is because some people (no naming names ;) hehe ) … they are afraid of Height!! !(◎_◎;) … Yep. This means that if they were in heaven they’d be kind of scared a little!!
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maxwells-thoughts · 9 days
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She can’t tumblr post either .. just mpgis post after mpgis post
I can’t flirt…. But I quote tv show quotes to you particularly glee and MPGIS if that appeals to you ;)
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maxwells-thoughts · 10 days
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People talk about “women empowerment” “female rage” all these things etc. But no one talk about “Female evil” “Woman evil” aka 「fevil」 or 「wevil」 .. I encounter this on the daily and am greatly affected by it.
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maxwells-thoughts · 11 days
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I am beginning a lifestyle of using 《monger》 and 《ard》. People do not use these… like ever!!!! 🙄 me? I’m using all the time 24/7 etc. Fishmonger applemonger laggard dotard. And so on and so forth!
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maxwells-thoughts · 12 days
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just watched a video of helicopter robot on mars .. hello??? No one told me we were vlogging on mars already. .. !
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maxwells-thoughts · 12 days
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Water neither created nor destroyed
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maxwells-thoughts · 12 days
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Hello. It is with heavy heart I have to announce that I will be executing my good friend @kdnotkevindurant expeditiously. Everyone please send your best wishes etc.
I’m anti Fur Baby. I’m sorry to be a hater. Your pet can be your child. Your beautiful baby boy. Your niece. Your bundle of precious love and joy and a gift from the Lord. A fuzzy lil guy. A lizard if you’re into that. But not a Fur Baby. Wake up and go to your job. You’re 30+ years old. You have a million things in your possession and not one is a Fur Baby.
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maxwells-thoughts · 13 days
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kd bing
Y’all wdym it’s week 14 I’m still on week 4
Time to lock in
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