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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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pushing daisies really was a modern retelling of orpheus and eurydice in which they knew they wouldnt make it out of the underworld so instead they simply built a life together on the stairs

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i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

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Spider-Man 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

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It helped me to realize this.

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Tumblr is so nice. I can be boring and useless here in peace

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showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

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“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

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Some frog wizard magic ✨

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PENNY DREADFUL Season 2 | Episode 1

#Ethan Chandler loml

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Will and Hannibal taking off their person suits

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#Usually I just throw something in the dryer if I need to get the wrinkles out #If it doesn't work and I'm going somewhere important I might get the iron out #My clothes are just not fancy enough to need ironing #I live in t shirts and cargo shorts

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Hannibal’s lil ✨murder onesie✨ appreciation post

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Hozier's First Number One

❝ A huge thank you for all the incredible support from around the world 🖤 #TooSweet has reached #1 in the US, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and #1 for a second week in the UK and Ireland. It means the world that you're enjoying this song so much. Thank you all 🖤 ❞

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キレンジャク（Bohemian Waxwing）