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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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Inside the NBA (April 25th, 2024)

#OHSJSHWJEIEUSUJDSJSH #I CANT LAUGH BUT I AMSKSJWHSJSJAHAH #🏀

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#wn88

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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

#2

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"stop fucking crying, bro"

#william nylander #thoughts were thought. not going to elaborate. #but 🫦 #🍁

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the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches

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being attracted to blond men is a sign something is really wrong with your psyche

#i’m laughing like cassie when maddie found out she was fucking nate #he’s very charismatic okay 😭 #and he has a big ass big hairy titties i can’t resist some men titties 😭

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tagged by thee sweetest @lostandmost to show my top 7 songs on my “on repeat” playlist

i’m tagging @wmnylander @xariarte @kniesout @kniesguy @mitchyohara @maddenrichard @malewag & @olliebjorkstrand to do the same 🤍 if you saw this and want to do it as well, you can say i tagged you 🥹

#thank you s ily 🤍 #🎧 #LOOK EVEN IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND PORTUGUESE GIVE BATIDÃO TROPICAL VOL 2 BY PABLLO VITTAR A LISTEN #its a deep dive to forró and brega music from the 00’s which are certified bops #and while you’re here you can also listen batidão tropical vol 1 as well #it’s the same concept and it’s sooooooo good

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The refs won harden and his fugly beard this game. I will die on this hill. If this ends up costing the Mavs the series I will haunt the refs forever

harden is west’s embiid and this is the hill i will die on. and unironically, they’re my least favourite players to watch because their games are based on faking fouls and whining to the refs like babies.

now, for the other part, i know it was a frustrating game but i refuse to think like that 😭 this is still a 6 game series and we’ve seen what mavs were capable of with a less talented team in 2021/2022. so we got to look at the positives, anon 🤍

#💌 #i’m an optimistic till the day i die so!!!!

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[sighs] so bad bunny, i’m sorry but you’re banned forever for attending mavs games at american airlines center there is no latino solidarity here this stupid texan team needs to win so i can have a good week

#mavs lb

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Ha they had us fooled for a second

i’m still proud of them for cutting the lead from 30+ points, you have to respect their hustle.

saying that, i think we should ban all sunday afternoon games for dallas mavericks. in this ted talk, i will—

#💌

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The refs are lowkey pissing me off

they led by tony brothers, bestie, this was doomed from the start 😭

#💌 #if he suddenly disappears it wasn’t me

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THE EARTH IS SO FLAT IM DOING ZOOMIES AROUND IT LETS FUCKING GET THIS

#mavs lb

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IF I HAD A DICK IT’D BE SO HARD SCIENTISTS WOULD LOCK ME UP TO STUDY THIS MAJOR BONER

#mavs lb #IM SORRY THIS IS TOO EXPLICIT

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so kyrie “hits” harden and that’s a foul but westbrook literally hit maxi so hard he bled and that’s fine. ok.

#mavs lb #tony brothers you’ll start coughing blood in 5 minutes

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dear westbrick,

touch maxi again and dwight will stomp on your finger.

ps.: he already did this once, he won’t hesitate to do it again

rot in hell 🩷

#mavs lb #fuck ass bum

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They're waking up. THEY'RE WAKING UP!!!

dallas mavericks after trying to kill us by being a g league team cosplay for two quarters

#💌 #istg they need to refund us for the distress they put us through