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the united states should not exist reblog if you agree

#neither should canada these things I do believe

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made some affirmations for my fellow grocery shoppers out there

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straight guy geologist describing a vertically oriented igneous intrusion to his buddy: it’s a . well. i’m not sure i can reclaim this one just get over here

#licherally got told by a non-geologist I couldnt say it because i was 'only bisexual' #like babes i am a geologist.... and also thats uhhhh stupid reasoning anyways

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Customer: YOU FOOL DMV: CONFRONTATIONAL Verdict: DENIED

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caught yellow handed at the scene of the turmeric spilling crime

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Happy 10th anniversary to Winter Soldier coming out!

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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Beautiful vintage book spines

#i need dem

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SpongeBob crying storyboard from Pizza Delivery.

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fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

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im having feelings about the uffington white horse again