mattatouile

[mattatouile]

what’s your preferred sleep aid?

• prescribed sleep medication

• marijuana (smoked)

• marijuana (edibles)

• over-the-counter melatonin

• chamomile tea

• a sleep aid not listed here (tags?)

• i don’t use a sleep aid/results

#if i use a sleep aid its a weed gummy #i took zzzquil a couple of weeks ago and thought i was never going to recover

[mattatouile]

Don't hurt Cale :(((

[mattatouile]

Just in case anyone needs to block me for the playoffs my loyalties in order:

Panthers

Stars

Avs

Canucks

If these teams win the Cup I might rip my own leg off and beat myself unconscious:

Rangers

VGK

Everyone else is like 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

So that's where we're at 🫶🫶🫶

[mattatouile]

"what!? you got a warning? for jumping and things?" "for coming in too hot"

#swaymark

[mattatouile]

I love checking the weather here AND Back home. I love weather.

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[mattatouile]

I had such a beautiful.pink laptop and it was a piece of shit and I'm still so mad over a decade later 😭😭😭

there are way too many silver laptops where the hell are the pink ones and purple ones and green ones. come on

[mattatouile]

mark scheifele i will end you

#true facts

[mattatouile]

Every hockey player to a fellow player that just made a pretty goal or heavy hit.

[mattatouile]

#please dont let it end in a tie #i literally cannot lose more people to ofmd madness #i LIKED THE SHOW!!!! #but it was like good #not. whatever it has become

[mattatouile]

Ngl i prefer the 2016 version purple on the right.

#no offense but that 2024 formulation is fuckin green

[mattatouile]

oh yes i know of him. not in the sense that i am familiar with his work but i have seen my mutuals make insane and nonsensical comments about him. so

[mattatouile]

jake oettinger postgame   —   DAL vs VGK;   game 4   —   04.29.24

[ah, you know ty very well. how hard is it to stay focused throughout everything he’s been through?] yeah, it’s … you know, there’s no one in here that deserves that more than him, and, you know — i live with him, so, i get to see … i’ve been through, you know, everything that he’s gone through this year, and, just, the way that he carries himself, and — you know, there’s no one that puts the team more in first than him and he works his butt off and never has a bad attitude and has just stayed ready for when he got his name called, and played great tonight and, you know, showed that he can step in and, and be a great piece to this team. so, you know, there’s not a lot of people that are gonna be happier for him than me, that’s for sure. 

[i was gonna say, the body language that he shows, just when he’s out there – first one on the ice – i mean, he does all the little things you’re supposed to do to show that you’re a big member of the team, even when he goes, whatever, six, eight games without playing.] exactly. and you’d never know … you know, some guys, you know, carry the way that they’re playing on the ice on their face and you’d never know with him. he’s just, you know — puts the team first, wants what’s best for the team, and, you know, he knows when his number’s called he’s gonna step up. and he’s done that. and, uh, like i said, just so happy for him. and there’s tons of guys in our organization who’re like that, you know, just — everyone wants to win, and you know, not everyone’s going to have the exact role that they want but, you know, if you win the championship at the end of the day it doesn’t matter. 

[just for color, here — you and ty share a house, a condo?] he lives at my house. me and my fiancée’s house, yeah. yep. [does he pay rent?]  uh, we’re still working through that (laughs) yeah. he’s, uh, he’s been on dish duty, so, that’s kinda how he’s paying for his rent right now. [let’s say, maybe give him a little break off — get a goal, you know, goal’s count.] yeah, for sure. for sure, yeah, exactly.  [and, just for color, what type of jersey does your brother wear?] he wears delly’s jersey. yeah, i know — second favorite player, yeah.

#i cannot stand this fuckin sport

[mattatouile]

No one outside of hockey fandom could ever understand the depth of my gratitude that no one has apparently found out that Travis Konecny has a secret burner Twitter with his politics and views on women

#i dont want to know #want to live in the bliss of tk being social media illiterate #if anyone ever finds one I dont wanna know!!!!!!!! #i just wanna love that boy that thinks the moon is a PLANET

[mattatouile]

my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

[mattatouile]

something about a captain and his alternate (x)

#sobbing about matthew hours #matthew tkachuk #sasha barkov #florida panthers

[mattatouile]

Serrano PEPPER. Not Serrano HAM. Pepper.

Like a spicy Marg but if it was just jalapeno and sparkling water lmao

Had a dream weirdly involving Serrano flavored sparkling water repeatedly.

I know it's just because I can't stop imagining I would like the flavor of habanero based salsa more than jalapeno based salsa because fuck that vegetal hot pepper

But also.

How we feeling about Serrano water.

[mattatouile]

#I WANNA SEE SOME FUCKIN DINOS!!!!!!!!!