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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

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USA and Australia fit together almost perfectly.

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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.

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i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

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me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

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he flop

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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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The fucking link to the Wikipedia for "cylinder". Brutal.

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god's a fucking nerd

oh wait i recognize this i think

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Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

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