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maryfisk · 28 minutes
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I break into your apartment, and write on many surface in lipstick. Your ceiling, wall, duvet, toaster, cups, utensils, lightbulbs, furniture etc.
The writing is completely random:
‘the sky is a reflection of insanity’
‘Wizards are just party clowns’
‘hair dye would probably not be very nice on pubes’
‘kittens are cute’
‘gobble gobble’
‘ I LIEK CHOCCY MILK’
Etc.
*penthouse
Mary looked over the apartment upon her arrival, placing her camera down on the coffee table. "Well, this is a bit of an inconvenience." She spoke, letting out a gentle sigh before heading into the supply closet. She grabbed a roll of paper towels and a bottle of cleaning solution and then set out on cleaning up the penthouse.
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maryfisk · 38 minutes
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"In my defense, she stabbed me first. And she was not my primary target." Typhoid spoke, folding her arms over her chest. "Nonetheless, because Mary keeps bothering me about it, I do owe you an apology. Sorry for stabbing you, Sam."
I need a favour
Mmm what exactly would that be?
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maryfisk · 54 minutes
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Did you know that lady was pregnant?
"No, I had no idea. I just stabbed her after she stabbed me." Typhoid answered, before shrugging. "Got lucky I guess."
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maryfisk · 2 hours
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Mary's gaze shifted to the knife he left behind, upon seeing it Typhoid managed to force her way to front only a few seconds later, replacing Mary as the host.
Typhoid picked up the knife, recognition flickering in her eyes. "Seems he wasn't too happy about his wife getting stabbed." Typhoid chuckled, tossing the knife in the air and catching it a few seconds later. "I'd do it again if she gets in my way."
*Zooms by and smacks you hard across the face*
That one’s for my wife and baby!
Mary looked up upon being hit across the face, the camera in her hand fell to the ground, snapping a blurred picture of her attacker. Her eyes widened slightly as her hand traveled to her now red cheek. "Ow, that hurt." She spoke blinking back tears as she moved to pick the camera up from the ground.
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maryfisk · 2 hours
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I'm going to tell them you escaped Ravencroft.
"No, you're not! Don't you dare!" Mary spoke her eyes widening.
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maryfisk · 2 hours
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*Zooms by and smacks you hard across the face*
That one’s for my wife and baby!
Mary looked up upon being hit across the face, the camera in her hand fell to the ground, snapping a blurred picture of her attacker. Her eyes widened slightly as her hand traveled to her now red cheek. "Ow, that hurt." She spoke blinking back tears as she moved to pick the camera up from the ground.
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maryfisk · 5 hours
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"I love talking to heroes as if I'm not actively trying to murder them and their loved ones! I am, but they are quite fun to talk to." - Typhoid
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maryfisk · 14 hours
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How did you escape Ravencroft???
"Don't ask questions that will get me put back in there, please!" Mary spoke loudly, before lowering her voice, "But just between us, the security there isn't as good as they would like everyone to believe."
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maryfisk · 14 hours
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Typhoid was thrown back by the repulsor shot, landing on the ground with a thud. One of her two swords landed a few feet away. She was down for a few moments, trying to fight off her alter that was attempting to gain control. After managing to keep her alter at bay, she addressed Sam, "You're just jealous you can't make them." She scrunched up her nose as she started to get up, rising to her feet again. It took her a few seconds to create another set of flames, launching a fireball at the Captain in only a few seconds.
Criminals were in a knife mood.
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Fortunately (for me) Bucky got the brunt of it since it's hard to throw knives at the sky.
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maryfisk · 14 hours
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Typhoid's eyes narrowed slightly. "Perhaps I could separate your head from your shoulders then." There was a brief moment of excitement that ran across her face when she saw Iron Man arrive, he wasn't on her hit list, but he would definitely be fun to fight and maybe kill.
She had managed to get distracted enough for a moment that she hadn't even noticed Sam's arrival. A flash of pain came across her face upon being stabbed. In one swift movement she plunged her own blade into that of her attacker. She yanked the sword out of Sam's stomach just as quickly as it went in. "I wasn't expecting so much company, but I would be happy to kill all of you." She spoke, with a grin coming across her face as heat began radiating off of her, the temperature immediately around her spiked up. A few flames rose up from her hand as she prepared to launch fire at the heroes. "Is it hot in here? Or is it just me?"
Criminals were in a knife mood.
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Fortunately (for me) Bucky got the brunt of it since it's hard to throw knives at the sky.
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maryfisk · 20 hours
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"Very well, have fun!" Typhoid gave him a wave before heading out. "You can keep the bombs!" She shouted over her shoulder at him.
"Hey, I was wondering, just how fast are you?"
- Typhoid
@maryfisk
I’m faster than the speed of sound, so I guess you could say, I’m fast as FUCK boi pretty fast.
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maryfisk · 22 hours
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"Good luck!" Typhoid's eyes widened slightly as he ran off, disappearing from her field of view in only seconds. "And he's gone." She mused to herself, watching the timers on the phone that were attached to the bombs, as they stopped one by one in mere seconds of each other. A frown came across her face, although she would never admit it out loud, she was looking forward to her bombs blowing up.
Him suddenly speaking managed to catch her off guard, she jolted slightly as her hands traveled to the hilt of the sheathed sword around her waistband. She turned on her heels, slowly moving her hand away from the weapon. "That was certainly fast, color me impressed." She spoke as her gaze landed on the three bombs and then shifted back over to Pietro.
"Hey, I was wondering, just how fast are you?"
- Typhoid
@maryfisk
I’m faster than the speed of sound, so I guess you could say, I’m fast as FUCK boi pretty fast.
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maryfisk · 1 day
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"Where are you going? I just want to see if you're as good at catching knives as your friend." Typhoid spoke, unsheathing her twin blades, the swords glinting in the light. "Gotta admit, you're not the Captain America on my hit list, but I think emotional damage will hurt the other guy more than killing him."
Criminals were in a knife mood.
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Fortunately (for me) Bucky got the brunt of it since it's hard to throw knives at the sky.
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maryfisk · 1 day
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Typhoid grinned, her eyes lighting up in amusement, "Are you fast enough to stop three bombs from detonating? The first one is in Central Park. The second is in Grand Central Station. And the third is in Times Square. They go off in..." She paused for a moment as she looked over to Mary's phone that she slipped out of her pocket, "30 minutes."
"Hey, I was wondering, just how fast are you?"
- Typhoid
@maryfisk
I’m faster than the speed of sound, so I guess you could say, I’m fast as FUCK boi pretty fast.
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maryfisk · 2 days
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Within the hour, Typhoid arrives at the Midtown Bank during the lunch hour. The bank is mostly empty, with just a few people in the lobby waiting to deposit or withdraw money. The security guards seem relaxed, chatting with each other and not paying much attention to their surroundings. The coast is clear - now is the perfect time to strike.
Typhoid smiles as she heads to the counter her gaze landed on the receptionist, addressing them before they had a chance to speak. "Just here to make a withdrawal."
"How much?" The receptionist asked.
"Everything." Typhoid answered without missing a beat.
"Today, I'm going to commit a crime! I just don't know which one!"
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maryfisk · 2 days
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Update: Going to hit up a bank! Just have to decide which one.
"Hmm... let's see, the Midtown Bank is a good target - they've always got a lot of cash there, and their security is pretty lax. I could just hit it during the evening rush hour, it'd be a piece of cake to take them down and get away before anyone even knows what's happening."
"Today, I'm going to commit a crime! I just don't know which one!"
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maryfisk · 2 days
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"Today, I'm going to commit a crime! I just don't know which one!"
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