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You STAB caesar? You stab his body like the salad? et tu? et tu? jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Happy Ides of March everyone!!!! Hope you've remembered to bring your knives to the senatorial meeting today ^^

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Julius Caesar: When I said I wanted to be repeatedly penetrated by at least two dozen men wearing nothing but togas this WASN'T what I meant

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hey :/ i need some advice, feeling super ill today and my wife calpurnia had a weird dream about me dying. should i go to the senate meeting today anyway? not rlly feeling up to it

if you don’t go to the senate the senators will think you’re cringe

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For the love of G-d, HP fans, we are begging, please read a different series.

The money you're giving her, that you're pretending is harmless and okay, is being used to fund movements to strip trans people of their legal rights. Period.

There is no more excuse.

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Scorpion King and the gals, painted in gouache.

I think they'd make a great evil roller derby team.

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[Image description: Gouache painting of Xie Wang, Du Pusa, Qiao Luohan and Liu Qianqiao in a colour scheme of teal, magenta and yellow. Xie Wang plays with the glazed armor piece around his neck with a sour expression, DPS blows a kiss at the viewer, LQH draws her blade with a grin, and LQQ pulls off a mask to half-reveal her scarred face with a concerned expression underneath.]

#word of honor

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yes & no by Natalie Wee

(inspired by @kissporsche saying these lines reminded them of vegaspete)

#kinnporsche the series

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im goingnto shit myself

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IM SCREAMING

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Via @DoertheRosenow on Twitter

#palestine

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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

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My favorite part of Downton is actually when Thomas's job is almost over after O'Brien outs him and Robert is like "I explored many men's bodies back in my day at Eton... anyways CRICKET. WE MUST HAVE CRICKET" and it's never mentioned again

#Downton abbey