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marvelous-goose · 1 day
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living with ADHD is being stuck in a Matrix of your own making, and forgetting you made it
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marvelous-goose · 1 day
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I love when Leverage has easily missable lines that reveal the level of 4D chess the crew is playing
Like in "The Second David Job," Geary mentions to Sterling that Eliot gave his "real phone number" when he applied as a security guard and he used it to reach out to Maggie
They think they're so damn clever
But it's a burner! This is all a set up! You've been had!
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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hades 1 is leaving home (which is why it has iliad characters) hades 2 is homecoming (which is why it has odyssey characters) send tweet send tweet
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hello tumblr user thexfiles. i have recently begun watching hit tv show the x files and i have one question: why aren’t they lesbians
for starters one of them is A man. but once you look past this, they are
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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I can’t get how some english speakers substitute ”have” with ” of” in some phrases. like I’m sorry, do you not understand the words in the language you speak?
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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Told all my life that raw chicken = salmonella poisoning like that's just natural but no, it's just because it's not something food companies are legally required to control at their end and America is only NOW considering classifying it as a "contaminant?!" Meaning it would become a violation of federal law to sell meat with any detectable presence of it?? We could have fucking done that all along???
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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dont forget we're also boycotting eurovision for armenia. even if israel would be cut out tomorrow, azerbaijan is still there.
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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some ppl want to support palestine without aligning themselves with the anti-colonial movement and it shows
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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mcyt containment breach alignment chart
here for some of the context
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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Big stretchy
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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Children's oppression and lack of humanization is one topic that makes my insides feel like they're rotting and I'll die on the hill of defending them and pointing out how fucking gross it is every single time people act like it's cool actually to hate a group of people who are the least able to defend themselves in any terrible situation
Y'all will scream "protect queer kids" "protect trans kids" "protect kids of color" then forget all that and proudly stand behind "well kids are fucking annoying in public actually so it's fine when I talk about wanting to have grocery stores and planes that are child free :)" individualism has killed humanity so deeply
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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if you’re a teacher at augefort you’re either a villain masquerading under the guise of an unhelpful educator to manipulate children into your evil scheme, or you’re fig’s parents
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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girl typing a very specific question into google search bar, scrunching her face as she takes time to make sure she hasn't made any spelling errors, hitting enter, shaking her head as google only presents her with unhelpful websites that don't answer her query at all, moving her cursor back to the search bar and clicking on it so she can carefully write 'reddit' at the end, hitting enter again, sighing with relief as she finds a link to a reddit post asking the exact question she needed answered posted in a subreddit for a very niche topic, finally moving her cursor to click on the link, wondering why she didn't go straight to the subreddit earlier, only to be met with a deleted comment with a reply from the OP stating 'that was very helpful, thanks', sighing with frustration as she moves her cursor back to the search bar so she can copy the link and paste it into the wayback machine,
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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Tara Strong got fired from the upcoming indie cartoon "Boxtown" for her disgustingly racist comments about Palestinians and now she's going on multiple different interviews trying to slander the show's crew and calling them antisemites. (Video after the tweet)
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marvelous-goose · 2 days
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went to a discussion led by elliot page earlier today and there were many good things said but at one point the other presenter asked him "what's a cool thing about yourself that has nothing to do with being trans?" and he said "uhh this is all I've got going for me" and then paused before adding "if anyone has three oranges, I can juggle"
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