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it’s time

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types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

hot dog water

pickles

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*throws ibuprofen on the ground and watches the aging tumblr populous peck at them like chickens*

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Mean Girls (2004) / Falling for Christmas (2022)

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Wow, you draw Mia from Ace Attorney so well!! Thank you for sharing! 😭

im glad u like her my bestie have one more mia on the house

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every damn day

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i flipping hate ao3's layout there's too many goddamn words

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Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance

Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

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theyre talking about us again

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me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

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girls with the ... the open blouses and you can ... and it's like ... it's it's ... you can see the ... !!

*collapses*

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if a minotaur was hunting me in a maze i would just leave

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♡ Q U E E N O F N O I D E N T I T Y ♡

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today has been a fucking day yall

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it feels like tumblr is gradually going through a tower of babel event with all this skrunkly and plinko stuff that you can literally only understand if you were there when it happened and i for one think that's fantastic and should only be encouraged. i hope this site becomes a voynich manuscript for blorbo from my shows. i want to see tiktok and twitter users just try to steal posts you need an essay's worth of context with citations to understand.

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Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild