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She did THAT

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I can’t believe there are grownups who give a shit about how consenting adults choose to fuck each other

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“Of course it’s hard. It’s supposed to be hard. If it was easy, everyone would do it. Hard is what makes it great.” - Jimmy Dugan

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“Stay afraid, but do it anyway. What’s important is the action. You don’t have to wait to be confident. Just do it and eventually the confidence will follow.” - Carrie Fisher

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habits of the signs

aries: talking SO LOUD

taurus: not hearing out someone else's opinions when they believe they're right

gemini: not giving the other person a chance to speak

cancer: overreacting

leo: pretending to be okay with something even if they're upset with

virgo: over analysing everything

libra: taking a really long time to make any kind of decision

scorpio: not trusting someone until they've proven their worth

sagittarius: telling it as it is

capricorn: being so sarcastic that people don't even know if they're joking or not

aquarius: zoning out in the middle of conversations and not remembering anything

pisces: falling asleep everywhere (how do they even do that? its impressive)

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THE SIGNS AS ELEMENTS

Aries: Nickel because you're useful but a lot of people are allergic to your harshness

Taurus: Sodium cus u salty and bitter as hell

Gemini: Mercury, ur beautiful and fun to play with but even one touch is deadly

Cancer: Oxygen, no one can live without you, but too much of you causes death

Leo: Gold, ur effin useless but ur pretty and expensive

Virgo: Chlorine, deadly to inhale but you kills germs

Libra: Helium bc ur a noble gas and make people's voices sound funny when they inhale u

Scorpio: Sulfur bc you smell like rotten eggs I'm sorry

Sagittarius: Radium cus u rad but also radioactive

Capricorn: Titanium bc ur a strong, badass mofo and there's a song about you

Aquarius: Uranium because you're explosive and nuclear and terrifying

Pisces: Fluorine because you're overreactive and always in the water

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Not sure if it’s cool or gross, but you can see the lettuce going through their head

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LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

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