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yakuza 6 is a good game

#show honey #WHY CAN'T THIS SHIT HAPPEN TO US

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The answer may surprise you!

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“Don’t cry, it’s just a gag anime”

The gag anime:

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A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

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how?? just how?

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art by @BottlngSunshine

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alternatives to “i want to die”:

i want things to change

i want a different life

today was a shitty day/week

i don’t want to live like this

i want to be somewhere else in life

i’m not where i want to be yet

+ much more

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In most languages, the Colored Pencils boss in Paper Mario: The Origami King has a somewhat lengthy name he introduces himself with. In the English version, it is "Jean-Pierre Colored Pencils the 12th".

The French translation, however, goes one step beyond the other versions and gives him an absurdly lengthy name that also forms an acronym if the individual names are taken as initials. The name is "Côme Raoul Aimé Yves Oscar Nicolas Siméon de Couleur", where the first seven names spell out "C. R. A. Y. O. N. S. de Couleur", French for "colored pencils".

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#oh now THAT'S cute #show honey

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Having a good day?

How about now? lmao

#show honey #oh he's gonna HATE this LMAO

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#there's like a dozen different ways to spell my name #and my spelling (the original spelling) is really uncommon now #I've met ONE person who spells it exactly like mine in the past like...5 years #so I've long come to terms with the fact that nobody will ever spell it right for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #the only time it bugs me is when i tell them how to spell it and they still get it wrong #usually i don't explicitly spell it right away but instead i'll say something like #''yeah it's spelled like the soda or the mountains or the truck'' #but then sometimes they still have no idea what the hell I'm talking about #which makes me feel kinda old ngl fkshfjfg

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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#I'm just amazed that it took until JUST NOW to recall them #nevermind the fact that they don't crush like every other car in an accident #or the marble dashboard that's just an emergency orthodontic procedure waiting to happen #those weren't dangerous enough to warrant a recall #even though those could get you killed just as easily as the stuck accelerator pedal #this whole thing is just baffling

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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(SOUND IS CRUCIAL) this video is has murdered me dead the music the editing the way information is slowly revealed about the two of them the plot twist the breaking bad images. WILLIAM WILLIAM WILLIAM. all over minecraft parkour someone help im seizing

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

#unfortunately i didn't #but I'd love to make my own trollfic one day tbh gkdhfjg