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Why does every single conversation I have with someone feel like a performance. I am performing the act of communicating which to most, comes naturally but for me, it’s like I need 100% of my cognitive capacity and to constantly calculate the best response, best tone, best gestures for the given moment and then do it over and over again perfectly until the conversation ends in order to have had a normal one and it’s so exhausting I feel like a fucking robot

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women exist in a whole universe in and of themselves

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If our love isn’t gonna be like this, I don’t want it

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The Princess Diaries (2001)

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Just be yourself.

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People don’t forget!

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Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.

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And sadly not much as changed…

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I take an extremely small amount of liquid from someone, add other extremely small amounts of additional liquids to the original liquid for a few days. Then, they get billions of letters that still need organizing in return.

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