Game Night sentence starters
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content warning: alcohol mention, sexual themes, violence
“Who cares about winning? Let’s get drunk!”
“_____, do not test me right now.”
“Lot of pressure here. You miss, you lose it all.”
“Oh, what’s that look? Is it me? Of course it’s me.”
“I do hope you keep me in mind for any future game nights.”
“Three bags of Tostitos Scoops, I notice.”
“It’s often we don’t appreciate what we have until it’s gone.”
“Why are you coming in through the window?”
“I am not dressed for this nonsense. This is ridiculous.”
“_____, seriously. How many photos of you with the dog filter do you need?”
“Dude, do you know what rich people are doing on their game nights these days? Fight clubs.”
“Honey, listen, you gotta stop reading Buzzfeed every second of the goddamn day.”
“Are you being sarcastic?”
“Did you blow yourself?”
“Why are you suddenly so worked up about it?”
“I’m suggesting we beat his ass.”
“No, I’ve seen his dick. It’s pretty great.”
“Maybe play a drinking game to pass the time?”
“Jesus Christ! What’s with that knife?”
“That’s a really aggressive way to carry a knife.”
“Well, then why are you breathing like you just got off the elliptical?”
“Please, can you not make this one of your things right now?”
“You’re just making this harder on yourself!”
“There’s something about this that just doesn’t feel right.”
“How could you cheat on me with a celebrity?”
“Well, don’t kick him!”
“Don’t turn this around on me. Don’t you do that.”
“I don’t wanna do that. I’m not into that.”
“_____, hand me those matches. I’m about to burn this door down.”
“You’re gonna light a fire in a windowless room that we’re trapped in?”
“He must have known we were tracking him.”
“Why are we crouching?”
“Well, this is kind of fun, isn’t it?”
“Where’d you get a gun?”
“If I tell you, you’ll just obsess about it even more.”
“I usually bring these girls I wanna sleep with, and they suck! You’re like a breath of fresh air.”
“I usually go out with men I find interesting and non-stupid, so this is a bit new for me too.”
“Are we cool? Did I say something wrong?”
“Oh, you… You thought this was a date? I didn’t…”
“Oh my god! You bit me!”
“We don’t want the fun. We just wanna win.”
“I see you eyeing that, _____. Not on my watch!”
“This is not a game, _____!”
“Oh my god! I shot you!”
“You fucking shot me!”
“_____, what the fuck is going on with you? Start talking!”
“You’re gonna have to take the bullet out.”
“You think I want you to take the bullet out? I’ve seen you try to cut a chicken.”
“Whatever you do, do not tell the cops anything.”
“There’s so much blood!”
“Don’t you start doing that. You’re gonna make me— *gags*”
“Shh! Quiet! I know what I’m doing.”
“I will admit I have eagerly awaited a visit such as this.”
“I see. I thought I detected a certain chemistry between the two of you.”
“So many possible moves. I just don’t know where to begin.”
“C’mon, _____! Just make up your mind, please!”
“Oh, _____. What have you gotten yourself into?”
“What are you, a vampire?”
“Also, if I go home now, and then I read in the newspaper tomorrow that you all died, I’ll feel shit that I left, so I’m gonna stick around.”
“Man, this is some Django Unchained bullshit.”
“Rich people are fucked up.”
“Why is this so important to you?”
“Do you hear what you’re saying right now?”
“Look, if you’re not into this, you kinda gotta tell me.”
“So, you don’t wanna have a baby, so we can do more shit like that?”
“Do you think it’s ‘cause you’re falling for me?”
“Oh my god, you’re making this weird. Stop it.”
“You tell anyone you were coming here?”
“You’re unbelievable, you know that? You’ve always been a better person than me.”
“I think we’re gonna be okay though. I got a feeling.”
“You don’t even like spending time with me.”
“Don’t you ever exclude me again.”
“What the hell kind of psycho are you? You put us through all this just for your own amusement?”
“It’s funny, you don’t look like an asshole. Do I look like an asshole to you?”
“I have one idea. It’s so crazy though, _____, it just might work.”
“That’s some cute full-circle bullshit.”
“But then did you see when I hit him with the fire extinguisher?”
“That hurts my feelings!”
“I can’t get the drop on anyone tonight.”
“Yes! … Oh no, he died!”
“And THAT’S how you get the drop on someone!”
“You can cut me loose now.”
“I mean, I just saw a man die, but… I’m okay.”
“Plus, think about the dum-dums that have kids, right? And think about how much better our kid is gonna be than their kids. It’s gonna beat their kids at everything.”
“Our baby is gonna crush every other baby.”
“I’m just fucking with you. But that would’ve been really cool, right?”
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“Really?” {/In her mind it was a simple triangle. The gaming pyramid. It was kind of sad watching this guy lose to Pikachu. But then again Pikachu was already small, therefore hard to hit, and he was quick too. So getting past other characters was pretty easy. Not to mention he had a fantastic recovery move. So if Akihiko did manage to get lucky in throwing her off a ledge or such, she could easily pull herself back up.}
“–Hold on now, I ain’ annoyed! I’m more surprised than anythin’.” {/Was he…was he being a sore loser? Because Nicole, nowhere in her commentary was aggressive to him at all. Was he trying to make her seem like some sort of bad guy for not falling for his boyish charm and letting him win? Was this what it was about?} “–They have a Boxin’ based character. Lil’ Mac from Punch-Out. Anyway, this ain’ boxin’. I’s a brawl. Meanin’ anythin’ goes. Powers, skills, abilities. All tha’ good stuff. Tha trick is findin’ a character youse work bes’ wi’.”
Lil’ Mac was the only one who seemed to be Akihiko’s style. A character with all the different skills that Akihiko could easily mimic in real time. Sure, there were certain aspects of powers and abilities and such similar to Personas but this was not as simple as aiming a gun to your head and shooting. This had buttons on remotes that had to be pressed a certain way so the characters could fight back. That was what the boxer was unsure on but had too much pride to bring it up.
“ Well I guess Lil’ Mac is who I will use then ... Maybe I’ll figure something out. ” He had chosen another character prior to realizing there was Lil’ Mac and it was Snake. Snake caught his eye and decided to use him but it turned out he was just a bit too difficult to control for him. Maybe he should have practiced before coming over to play ... “ So .. what’s a Pikachu? I see it time to time when I’m out but I have no idea what its from ... ”
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