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Just ur normal day at the castle

Evan: beat a nigger ass. Me: ey! Evan: make him eat the grass. Me: ey! Evan: eat a nigga ass. Me: gay! Gay.... Gay! Thats gay! Evan:.....*face goes as red as a fire truck* Takumi: DAMN SON! Evan: MNM... JASMINE'S GETTING FUCKED BY PRINCE LEO IN THE SHEETS! Me:?! Takumi: WHAT?! Me: I'm so oo oo oo dead.... looks at takumi dont tell Ryoma Takumi: why? Me: cuz he'll get xander. Takumi: fuck it. Evan: so about tha- Nikki: Jasmine's pregnant . Evan: -eh..... Takumi: what. Me:.... Dont tell Leo.... Takumi: WHAT?! LEO GOT U PREGNANT?! me: no oo oo oo..... Evan: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hh-hhhhhhhh-hhhh Nikki: ..... Leo: I started listening when I heard pregnant.... Me: uhh..... sweatdrop surprise? Leo: -_- ....? Me: yeah. I know. Takumi: death glares Leo I have to be the uncle of half nohrian scum?! Leo: well then, brother.*smirks* Takumi: I refuse to be ur brother-in-law! Leo: evil smirk I'm gonna enjoy being a Father. Me:....

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When drunk kyle talks to female Cartman

Cartman: I sense danger..... Kyle: well then, my cock senses that you're sexy. *smirks* Cartman:......What.... Kenny: WE HAVE A DRUNKEN JEW! RUN AWAY! Stan: oh shit.

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My feeling (repost if u love ur best friends)

Spectator: are u a nerd? Me: no.... Spectator: but u like school? Me: its the only place I can see and talk to my friends. I couldn't go on living with out my best friends, I would do anything for them. Without them in my life I would die. Spectator: *😢* beautiful... Just beautiful! Me: *whispers* I love you Nikki and Evan.😊💕

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History be like

Teacher: blah blah blah blah Me: did you do the homework? Nikki: what homework? Me:....... Evan: I got a mini bike! Me: oh cool, I don't care. Nikki: what was the homework? Me: google it! Evan: who put a cap up ur ass? Me: zip it Blondie. Evan: *middle finger* Me: when? Where? How hard? What position? Evan: ?!*😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨*򚁎OT LIKE THAT! *whole class and teacher looks at us* Nikki:....... Evan: *face as red as a fire truck* Me: Evan finally got the balls he's been waiting for since - well forever. Evan: *death glare* bitch. Me: *smiles*

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Talking to guys who are ur best friend

Me: I'm disgusted with myself. Evan: why? Me: I have a Crush on a ginger. Evan:............You'll be fine *pats me on the back* Me:* bangs head in desk*

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U know its bad when u basically google ur old friends from elementary and middle school.....

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I wonder if Forrest/foleo was gender bent would she then act and dress like a boy????

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Just your normal 7th period class

Evan: this website is shit! Me: you better watch ya’ fucking mouth. Evan:….???? What?! Me: you heard me. Evan: who says a cus word while telling someone not to? Me: me now shut up! Evan: clearly and no. Me: *death glare times 1000000000000000000000* Evan: …….no…. Me: *punches him* dumb ass Evan: I’m glad were friends too… Ow….😭

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Little Takumi and step mother mikoto

Mikoto: ok sweetie say, bye. Takumi: *waves* Mikoto: you can't wave over the phone sweet heart.... Takumi: *sends gif of hand waving* Mikoto: why you little- Takumi: shit Mikoto: oh gods

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I SWEAR LEVI AND EREN HAD TO HAVE SWITCHED EITHER BODIES OR PERSONALITIES BASED ON THIS PIC! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

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I think levi did this just to get Eren how he want him 😏

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WW III {me and Alice have a talk with takumi about ships}

Mariposia :ur crazy!

Takumi :100%

Alice :what's wrong with you?!

Takumi :all I said is that it's a good ship....

Alice : 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mariposia :LISTEN HERE SHITTARD! MIKASA X EREN IS THE WORSE SHIP EVER!

Alice :it's worse than ciel x Lizzie.!

Takumi :????

Mariposia :mikasa x Eren is portable cancer.

Alice :this fucking asshole. 😒

Mariposia :Eren x Levi us wonderful!😊 like u and Leo.

Takumi :oh......? Then what's wrong with style?

Alice :*gasp*😨 NO!

Takumi :and ur against south park now.😒

Mariposia :no... We will discuss this later. 😏

Takumi :...........(oh gods)

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Top fav ships: Leokumi Levi x Eren Appleblitz Flutterdash Zero x kaname Ciel x Sebastian Kigo Sora x Riku Taiora Tai x Matt Stevonnie

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I have a feeling that this is the story of leokumi, or at least it is in my heart. 😊💗

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They should make another path were some other angry dragon God does this to them. I’d play it…. 😗

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Just joined and already found so amazing things... (Most of them from 1 person) still AMAZING! 😅