this is the representation nepo babies deserve
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That’s it. That’s their whole dynamic.
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Cyclone: Imma gonna destroy Maverick’s career.
Ice: Over my dead body!
Ice: *Proceeds to die*
Cyclone: Damn this dramatic bitch was serious.
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Sandman…
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pov ur obi-wan kenobi. it is three am and all you need is some goddamn peace and quiet and you have a mission to the outer rim tomorrow. anakin is doing a drum solo on pots and pans while fives and echo sing very very offkey. ahsoka is playing a rubber band guitar and somehow rex is a backup dancer. they are in your room. the windows are broken. the building is on lockdown. no where is safe.
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i’ve never seen a depiction of a luke organa and farmboy leia au where luke has long fancy hair and the iconic white dress and leia has short hair
and honestly? cowards
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random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am
neil gaiman, reposting at 4 am
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glen and miles are actually doing this because they were on their little daily hangster tag scroll, kicking their feet and giggling, when glen was like “i want to read a notebook au” and miles was like “i want to see brokeback mountain fanart” and they were both like wait we know how to make it happen
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tired: vader strangles anyone for incompetence on the job
wired: vader strangles people for incompetence but only after he's nursed personal, petty vendettas against these people for months. he just leaps at the first excuse to kill them, after weeks of thinking, "fuck, not this guy again"
inspired: the only people vader strangles in the OT are naval officers, and vader started his military career in the army, so maybe he just has a homicidal case of inter-branch rivalry. strangling is his hazing ritual. naval academies spend a lot of time assuring students that it's only a rumor that vader hates the navy, really, don't worry about that, our supreme commander is fair and just and murders everyone equally. meanwhile vader views a new crop of graduates like a wolf looks at a troop of sickly baby sheep
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If I had a nickel for every time an ethereal being realized they're in love with the person they've been dating for centuries but still refuse to acknowledge as their friend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that Neil Gaiman did it twice.
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You’re born into a family of supers, however your mother dies while giving birth to you. You “inherited” your mothers ability to fly. Fighting crime one day, you kill a villain and as you try to fly away you realize you can no longer fly. Instead you now have the villains ability.
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“The pronoun [‘he’] is used by dwarfs to indicate both sexes. All dwarfs have beards and wear up to twelve layers of clothing. Gender is more or less optional.”
— Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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