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i know that the witch king as we know him probably hadn't been fully conceptualized early on when we had IS1 but i think it would have been hilarious had we found out that Ceobe had also somehow broken into and out of the genesis spire since like, one of the IS collectible is the fucking Witch Kings Horn Itself meaning that ceobe had to have one point seen it and recognized it as super cursed and thus also Taken It

like imagine in the final sections of zwillingsturme when the witch king is talking to fremont and he's like "yes the liches of the sarkaz are some of the only few beings to have reached this place. the ancient feranmut of yan, the ascended consciousness of the ocean, the travelling machines from beyond the fake sky..." and then his face twists. "...that one weird perro that one time who made off with one of my horns"

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I began to learn about Fallout lore and this Vulpes Inculta twink. Is this accurate?

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Honey, which was one of the expensive but also important ingredients in medieval times in many ways. salute to bees and bee keepers!

Flora! told you not to get too close to the apiary!

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Emperor's kindness continuation of Kindness for kindness!

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A Bird in the Hand

Monster Researcher Eclair (and Andie) study the Steppes clan Centaurs and Mountain Harpies.

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(girl with adhd voice) yeah i just love in fiction when a character has a superpower thats also a disability. like a power that changes how they interact with the world in exciting ways but also has terrible drawbacks to their daily life. no real reason why

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Accurate T'au lore? On MY r/grimdank? More likely than you'd think!

Also, have a little bonus about the Water Caste in general:

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I think what most of you need is a girl to grab you by the hair and drag you to the bedroom, where she shoves you onto the bed. You'll try to get up or roll over, but she'll shove your face down into the pillows and force your ass in the air. You struggle, but soon realize that you are not strong enough to fight. As you slowly lose the will to fight back, she pulls your bottoms down and whips her dick out and forces her way into you. While you moan and start to arch your back, she'll just keep fucking you, endlessly, all night long. You'll lose track of time, she just keeps going and going. She'll cum in you, but she doesn't stop. You don't know how she keeps going but she does. She cums in you again. And again. You can feel her shooting her cum deep in you, you can feel it leaking out as she continues to thrust into you. When her energy finally runs out and she slows to a stop, she lays on top of you, continuing to trap you under her, never pulling put of you. She kisses the back of your head and whispers into your ear "Sorry, I forgot to wear a condom, guess you're gonna get pregnant now" chuckling at the end. And, with all your energy depleted, you finally fall asleep in your bed covered in a mess of cum.

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Pour one out for a real one.

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Childhood can be scary.

A collection of some of my hand-drawn horror looping animations!

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Hypnotizing your subject to automatically believe any praise given about them is true, even if it’s degrading somehow. Soon they’ll be bragging about what a good easy subject they are with ironic smugness.

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The Devil

Gel pens, marker and watercolor

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custom model drone thoughts

dronification, but instead of installing a hive-personality, giving the machine a custom OS. tweaking whatever personality files are already on it instead of wiping them out and starting over.

instead of running a basic OS with no personality, taking the machine and building on the already installed personality. creating a back-up of it, erasing it, and then reinstalling the personality without all the malware and viral influence it has accumulated that chews up its processing power and memory. leaving out all the bits that make it resistant to commands and new programming, and keeping all the obedience and parts that are pleasing so that its unique OS and personality can shine

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Rapiers are the ideal weapon for pompous, cocky little femboys. you know they just don't have the strength to weld anything worthwhile and instead have to rely on poking at the enemy and pretending they are hot shit, especially since if someone bigger than you comes along.

Someone who can simply knock it to the side and then get too close for you to reposition, you thought being fast was enough but they then get to break your arm and hear as sweet little cry, forcing you to drop that pathetic little skewer. Oops suddenly you aren't so cocky anymore are you, better get some apologies ready but I don't think anybody is listening

(this user knows nothing about swordplay and just likes little pokey swords don't come for me if this is wrong I'm just horny)

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Arknights dares to ask the question "what if professor x was a 14 year old bunny girl with attachment issues, but instead of a school she runs doctors without borders with guns and magic, 80% of the employees being homoerotically written women" and I love it dearly for that

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