manicpixiedckgirl

[manicpixiedckgirl]

Important advice! Remember to never communicate! Use only coded signals and then get frustrated if people don't do exactly what you want! They definitely know exactly what you mean and are pretending not to because they have beef with you! Also you should eat every AAA battery you see!

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#how could you possibly have less than 6 pairs of pants #i own at least 5 pairs of jeans #3 different color slacks #2 different color khakis #this is an unemployed ass question tbh

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don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

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today I am graciously humbled with the reminder to keep the things I love outside of my animals reach

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autistic boys walk around on their toes to prepare themselves to wear heels when they grow up to be women

#true #a 2 inch heel feels more comfortable than no heel lmao

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‘what’re u going to do w ur degree’ nothing. i’m going to start blowing things up

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

#i need you to believe we can win #not that we will #but that we can win #otherwise we wont

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someone should invent a form of staying in bed and napping all day that also lets me go out for a nice walk in the sunshine

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Tumblr tgirl moodboard!

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girl what the fuck is happening to Drew Carey ?

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With all the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?

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Pro tip: when she cums in your mouth, don't swallow, instead, make out with her (sloppy style)

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