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guy who is definitely not about to fall into a surprise midday nap with an aftermath worse than a hangover: it seems like a really good idea to lay in bed and get cozy under the blanket as part of my plan not to fall asleep. I do not know why.

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#I told someone the other day that the US isn’t a First World nation #and this was one of my points exactly #we can’t afford housing #we can’t afford healthcare #we can’t afford groceries #things are BAD and getting WORSE we are not even developing we are 3rd world over here

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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

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"what happened to same sex platonic relationships?" they never existed. they're all gay actually, every one of them. cry.

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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

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It's reallly annoying that oversleeping is like. 100% inefficient. There is no benefit you gain, you basically just lost a bunch of hours from your life. You're not even less sleepy afterwards

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reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

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#Baltimore Ravens because it says BAL and I thought that was funny #no interest in American football at all

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Pay attention to what makes you feel on edge. If you’re feeling angry try to stop and assess what is triggering that anger. It doesn’t have to make sense. Is the sound of shoes squeaking on the floor grating? Is the way someone is asking you for something upsetting even if the ask isn’t? Understanding what is bothering us is the first step to diffusing our anger.

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girl help they are making me do my job at work

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Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

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heres a reminder to go masturbate instead of engaging in that incendiary argument going on on your social media feed

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the french beatles

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I let my pussy makes my decisions, call that clitical thinking

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Twitter is toxic in the same way a chemical wasteland is toxic.

Tiktok is toxic in the same way a relationship is toxic.

Reddit is toxic in the same way Bananas are toxic. Mostly fine, but if you go too far you die.

Tumblr is toxic in the same way I'm toxic I'm sipping on the taste of your poison paradise, I'm addicted to you don't you know that your toxic.

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