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-slides across the dash-

Hellooooo my pretties.

#;out of his mind (ooc) #I'm an rping blog I promise #Just haven't felt like doing it the last couple of days #Plus I've got some blogs to revamp/remake

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I’m going to be mainly lurking tonight bc I’m super anxious, plus I have a bunch of things to get to on the forum RPG that I’m on. If you need me, hit up the ask box and I’ll get to you ASAP.

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Internet. Sweet, sweet, beautiful internet.

Basically, I’M BACK BITCHES!

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wow it sure is exhausting being so beautiful and right about everything all the time

#;the small bits (about) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS

( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )

❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜     

#;playing with his food (memes) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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#;the small bits (about) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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Casual reminder about sending me memes;

If you are hesitant to do so because-

Our characters don’t know each other/don’t interact in canon

I don’t care

Send me the meme

Do it

You think I’m swamped with memes/replies

I probably am

I don’t care

Do it

Seriously, unless I say ‘don’t do it,’ do it

You assume that I don’t want to interact

?????????????????

What the even heck

Send me the meme

You think I don’t like you

Stop this

ILY, I promise

I will love you more if you send me the meme

Just kidding I will love you either way

But really

The meme

Send it

You’re afraid you might be breaking one of my rules by sending it

Check my rules

If you’re on mobile, drop me an ask and make sure it’s okay

If it’s all good, then send the meme

Tl;dr- Send me the memes.

#;things you should know (psas) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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three word starters

“i’ll do it.”

“please just don’t.”

“i hate you.”

“i love you.”

“you love me?”

“please stop it.”

“i can’t breathe.”

“just go away.”

“you’re an ass.”

“you’re a bitch.”

“don’t leave me!”

“don’t walk away.”

“stay with me.”

“i’m begging you…”

“for fucks sake…”

“clean this up!”

“please kiss me.”

“get off me!”

“you are despicable.”

“are you okay!?”

“don’t do this.”

“please shut up.”

“are you drunk?”

“don’t forget me.”

#;playing with his food (memes) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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#;of shadows and bloodied hands (nate&morgan) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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Ｃｏｒｐｓｅ Ｂｒｉｄｅ Quote Starters

❝And that’s why everything must go according to plan.❞ ❝Marriage is a partnership, a little tit for tat.❞ ❝Everything must be perfect.❞ ❝Music is improper for a young lady.❞ ❝Since I was a child, I’ve…I’ve dreamt of my wedding day.❞ ❝I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with.❞ ❝With this hand I will lift your sorrows.❞ ❝Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine❞ ❝With this ring, I ask you to be mine.❞ ❝With this candle… I will set your mother on fire.❞ ❝Please, there’s been a mistake. I’m not dead.❞ ❝I do.❞ ❝You may kiss the bride.❞ ❝I’ve got a..I’ve got a dwarf! And I’m not afraid to use him!❞ ❝I want some questions! Now!❞ ❝What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion..and a murder most foul.❞ ❝Die, die we all pass away, but don’t wear a frown cause it’s really okay.❞ ❝You might try to hide and you might try to pray, but we all end up in the remains of the day.❞ ❝And then, baby, everything went black.❞ ❝Fetch me musket!.❞ ❝He’s not my boyfriend, he’s my husband.❞ ❝Could have used the stairs, silly.❞ ❝Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away.❞ ❝I spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.❞ ❝But then, on meeting you, I felt that I should be with you always.❞ ❝Hopscotch.❞ ❝But we’re just too different.❞ ❝Why so blue?❞ ❝Maybe we are too different.❞ ❝Oh, those girls are ten a penny.❞ ❝You’ve got a wonderful personality!❞ ❝Overrated, overblown!❞ ❝If he only knew the you that we know.❞ ❝If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.❞ ❝And the pain here that I feel, try and tell me its not real.❞ ❝For it seems that I still have a tear to shed.❞ ❝Can the living marry the dead?❞ ❝When one lives alone, riches count for naught.❞ ❝It’s just that this whole day hasn’t gone quite, well…according to plan.❞ ❝Pardon my enthusiasm.❞ ❝Now I feel like I’m caught in the tide, pulled out to sea.❞ ❝He just walked off without saying a word. Are all men like this?❞ ❝You can’t get married looking like that.❞ ❝The bride is here, here comes the bride.❞ ❝There’s an eye in me soup.❞ ❝We’re going to take whatever money we can and get out of here.❞ ❝Keep it down, we’re in a church.❞ ❝My dreams were taken away from me. Well now..now I’ve stolen them from someone else.❞ ❝I love you, but you’re not mine.❞ ❝Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.❞ ❝Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it’s stopped beating?❞ ❝You kept your promise.❞ ❝You set me free.❞

#;playing with his food (memes) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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why would you bother trying to stop ME when it’s so CLEAR that you have no chance?

#;screaming into the void (musings) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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sentence starters: protective edition.

“Don’t let them talk to you that way.”

“I get so angry whenever I hear them talking about you… you don’t deserve it.”

“You could have been killed!”

“What were you thinking?!?”

“Are you alright?! Do you need anything?”

“I can’t leave you here alone.”

“I don’t want to lose you.”

“If they lay a finger on you, I swear I’ll kill them.”

“I’ll protect you with my life.”

“I’ll never leave your side. Not until we can ensure your safety.”

“Who did this to you?!”

“No one messes with you and gets away with it.”

“I’ve got you, don’t worry.”

“Come on, tell me what happened.”

#;playing with his food (memes) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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Undertale Starter Meme

cittastarters:

“After a great meal, I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage.”

“Anything can make a good story with enough spin!”

“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”

“Beautiful. Why don’t you write a book?”

“Be good, alright?”

“Didn’t you read the sign?”

“Did you hear what they just said?”

“Did you know I love to ‘get owned?’”

“Disgusting. I’d love to try it sometime.”

“Don’t you have anything better to do?”

“Don’t you know how to greet a new pal?”

“Excuse me, do you want to know how to beat me?”

“Finally, someone gets it.”

“Forgive me for this.”

“Golly, you must be so confused.”

“Goodbyes aren’t allowed in my town.”

“Haven’t I done a great job protecting you?”

“Haven’t you ever seen a cooking show before?”

“He flexed himself out of the room!”

“Heheh… The old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It’s ALWAYS funny.”

“Hey, lighten up, bucko! I’m just joking with you.”

“Hey, that’s my emptiness, not yours.”

“I am just a silly little lady who worries too much!”

“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”

“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”

“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”

“I could make friends with a wimpy loser like you any day!”

“I don’t like you the way you like me.”

“I don’t need friends! I’ve got KNIVES!”

“If I were you, I would’ve thrown in the towel by now.”

“I found a gun in a dumpster!”

“If you weren’t my houseguest, I’d beat you up right now!”

“I just want to have handsome, bishonen eyes.”

“I knew you had it in you!”

“I’m gonna need some dog treats for this!!!”

“I’m just a dozen away from a double digit follower count!”

“I’m nineteen years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”

“I’m not ready for this to end.”

“In this world, it’s kill or be killed.”

“I really should have killed you when I had the chance.”

“Is (the sound a baby makes) an emotion?”

“It’s not wrong. It’s just my headcanon.”

“It’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.”

“I’ve heard they have things called bathrooms.”

“I want you to be happy, too.”

“I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning.”

“Never interact with attractive people.”

“Now’s your chance to accept my mercy.”

“Now you’ll see my true power: relying on people who aren’t garbage!”

“Oh no! You’re meeting all my standards!”

“Plants can’t talk, dummy.”

“Quick, behind that conveniently-shaped lamp.”

“Really not feelin’ up to it right now. Sorry.”

“Remember how I said NOT to shoot at me?”

“Revenge won’t bring anybody back.”

“Sorry, can’t talk. I’m busy being popular on-line.”

“So what if a few people have to die?”

“Stop plaguing my life with incidental music!”

“Studying history sure is easy when you’ve lived through so much of it yourself!”

“Thaaaaaat’s politics!”

“That’s the trash can. Feel free to visit it any time.”

“That was fun. Let’s finish the job.”

“The only joke here, is how strong my muscles are.”

“They come. They leave. They die.”

“This is just a friendly, um, killing between acquaintances!”

“Time for our union-regulated break!”

“Too intimidated to fight me, huh?”

“Watching someone on a screen really makes you root for them.”

“Were those two robots making out?”

“What a terrible creature, torturing such a poor, innocent youth…”

“What do you think of my secret style?”

“Where are the knives.”

“Where is this? Where can I see the Anime.”

“Who knew that all I needed to make pals was to give people awful puzzles and then fight them?”

“Who needs arms with legs like these?”

“Why would I ever be friends with you?”

“Will anyone like me as sincerely as you?”

“Would you smooch a ghost?”

“You aren’t gonna tell my parents about this, are you?”

“You can’t spell ‘prepared’ without several letters from my name!”

“You can’t understand how this feels.”

“You didn’t need my help, which is great, ‘cause I love doing absolutely nothing.”

“You do not dislike cinnamon, do you?”

“You just wanted to see me suffer.”

“You think I’m just gonna stand there and take it?”

“You’ll never see ‘em again.”

“You’re filled with determination.”

“You really hate me that much?”

“You’re giving me a real workout.”

“You’re gonna have a bad time.” 

#;playing with his food (memes) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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There won’t be a tomorrow if we all crumble now

     ↳ In My World 

#;the darkness within (vanity) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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                    Jacksepticeye Sentence Starters!                                            (Some NSFW)

Typical conversation starters:

 "Don’t trust anyone, because everybody is a douchebag.“

“That shit is so deep, Adele could roll in it.”

“That’s not even a word, I’m making up words now, just to describe

how terrible my life is!”

“I have no idea what I’m doing…”

“Mama’s pissed right now…”

“I wish I could crush my neighbors with a wall…”  

“I don’t know why, but why the fuck not?”

“Look at the shadow…that is terrifying.”

“Don’t say things you’ll regret…don’t say things people can make fun of you over.”

“Oh, that is kinda clever…also kinda annoying.” 

“I demand wine. Wine!”

“Shh, no tears, only dreams now.”

“Something’s up, I can tell.”

“I’m complementing you, not trying to get into your pants…”

“ I’ve been eating pretzels, they’re so good. Have you ever just opened a bag of salty pretzels and you can’t stop eating them? They’re sooooo good. I want to make love to them…you heard nothing!”

Annoyed/Angry:

“I actually don’t like seeing you that happy, could you be a little sadder, please?”

“I can barley hear you over the sound of how dead you are!”

“Could you just stop for five fucking minutes?” 

“All I did was kiss your wife…”

“You son of a dick!’

"Go fuck yourself!”

“Go stick your head in a dick!”

“Die, you mother fucker!”

“That’s bull to the shit!“

"I don’t like five, five can go to hell.”

“Shut up, I’m talking!”

“Hey! Wake up so I can kill you!”

“Oh yeah, that’s great….I’m so happy you’re talking to me…”

“Here take the phone, it’s your physiatrist, he says you’re an annoying asshole.”

NSFW:

 "Rome wasn’t built in a day…and neither were babies.“ 

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX!”

“Do you mind if I fab?”

“They’re doing the hover hug.” “___, you lookin’ good!”

“You guys need a sex swing.”

“I’ll finger you, see what happens…”

“Did you get that sweet goat ass?”

“That’s a boy…stop humping the ground.”

“Is this an erotic statue of two men mud wrestling?”

“Should I slap the girl on the ass when she comes out?”

“Why don’t you take me out to dinner first, before you decide to fuck me?!”

Random:

“I’m getting smacked with my own snake!”

“Look at these plus one biceps!”

“I’m a pretty little flower!”    “Oh, Jesus Christ, I do have the force!”

“That shouldn’t have worked, but it did.”

“I’M A MOTHER FUCKING DRAGON!" 

"I like it, how you can see through all the windows." 

"I came here for the same reason people go to the zoo.”

“That is a nice cauldron, a very fucking nice cauldron…”

“So…how you creepy bastards doin’?”

“This is not gonna be my first time in the bathroom with a goat in my lifetime, and last time was just as fucking magical." 

"You guys are yelling and I want ice cream!”

“Um…hello? Yeah, I’m here with two crazy people. Please get me out of here!”

#;playing with his food (memes) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)

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Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!

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marina and the diamonds // oh no!

#;screaming into the void (musings) #;the small bits (about) #;leave you mangled and queuing away (queue)