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I am still alive

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Did you know that two girls are probably kissing right now? Big cheer for the kissing girls 👍💖🎉💜👍

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can y’all believe that almost half of 2017 is like …. over

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— she captivated all left in her wake (insp.)

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You can buy Uranium Ore from Amazon. Thank god Kim Jong Un doesn’t have access to the Internet.                                                                                                                                        

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Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

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when i die all i want is to become on of those cats who lives around archaeological sites in greece and rome, sun myself while surrounded by remnants of antiquity, and make visitors wonder if i am perhaps some reincarnated ancient soul returning to the home i loved millennia ago

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“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

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convos with friend

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lower-income people tend to be “hoarders” and richer people are able to do more “minimalist” living spaces. if u don’t have much, you will hold onto any little thing that comes across your way. you got a new tv, but you still keep the old tv because you know things can break. you keep extra boxes of macaroni and cheese lying around because there will be a week when you don’t have money for groceries. you hold onto your stacks of books and clothes for dear life. those are your assets. physical evidence of where your money’s gone. it’s hard to get rid of it. the bare wall is terrifying when you don’t have much.

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Finding glasses attractive is undoing millions of years of evolution by preferring mates with poorer genetics

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Raw Cookie Dough

If you eat raw cookie dough, there is always a chance for you to contract salmonella. But we as stupid humans eat it anyways because ‘it tastes good’ and that ‘well it’s only a chance’. I can imagine an alien try to wrap their head around the fact that it would be safer to eat if we waited ten minutes but no we want it now, diseases be damned.