Thousand Foot Crotch?
Mama Koosk 2k18
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"the fire people"
Mama Koosk 2k18
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Dammit... The Sun went internet.
Mama Koosk 2k17
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You should use a coffee enema for your ears (bc I have an ear infection).
Mama Koosk 2k17
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(To the question "Did you ever name your GPS?) Yeah... bitch.
Mama Koosk 2k17
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Juice the juice out of the juice.
Mama Koosk
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I donk dun died it.
Mama Koosk 2k17
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Were they milking those strawberries to make them look long?
Mama Koosk
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[I like your shirt] ... Yeah... thank god it didn't fit you!
Mama Koosk
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2016 wasn't awful... but it was.
Mama Koosk 2k16
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2016 wasn't awful... but it was.
Mama Koosk 2k16
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Best time to think is when taking a dump.
Mama Koosk
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Sleepless in Seattle.
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Sam, your mom is alive and you can talk to me. [Sam says hi] Shut up.
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