the time and effort i put into perfecting the horrifying humiliating cry id perform for a cop when they pull me over.... trash. it didn’t work.
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very brave of me to be up right now
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Ok i'll bite: literally
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i’m anya and my supervillain origin story is taco bell bringing back potatoes but them not being that good anymore ):
💌 mclodrama
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megan is so cute im cryingg 😭😭
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i love online because of the sentences it allows me to say
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congrats champ! i wanna be like u one day
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fortunately for us all, i didn’t have to rush on stage n correct an award tonight
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painting a picture of baby jesus breastfeeding, call it the first supper
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amelia earhart disappeared because she crashed her plane while me and her were smoking a fat blunt in the cockpit it’s true
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i did it, what’s the cost? showcasing my cabeza
i simply post to delete as my brain second guesses everything yes love that
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i’m telling u this dome can never fit in the frame
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wandavision this wandavision that, how about you WANDer over here and enVISION us together 🙄
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just after taking this, the dog from next door mysteriously showed up in my moms yard........ 🙊
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im not like these bitches i dont know what i am
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