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#holy fucking shit #this is never going to leave my head #geno

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Relief broke in his face, and he reached for me. I let him hold me, let him press us length to length so close that nothing might fit between us. x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x . x

#hockey poetry #oh wow right in the heart #sid #geno

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does anyone know if picking the puck up with your teeth and fucking pegging it is illegal. obviously you can't throw it but is it in the rules that you can't chew the bitch down the ice. i really think we should try it. might solve our powerplay issues

so obviously you can’t just pick the puck up with your hands and put it IN your mouth because that’s handling the puck. which means the biggest problem i see is that if you’re our beautiful baby boy and test subject jake guentzel, you’ve got to get belly-to-the-ice, get the puck in your mouth hands-free like you’re bobbing for apples, and then get back up and start legging it without getting your teeth whacked out by someone else’s stick. but i think if you can do that it’s sort of an airbud situation where there’s nothing in the rules that say you CAN’T do it, technically.

now, the problem is, there’s nothing in the rules about it NOW, but i can imagine it’d be a sort of situation where they would add a rule about it quite quickly and name it “the guentzel rule” or whoever actually pulled it off. so the thing we have to know about the pelican puck manoeuvre (patent pending) is that it is a move we can only do ONCE so we need to save it for a dire situation. overtime game seven kind of situation, you feel me? anyway mike sullivan won’t answer my emails

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he's everything. pit @ nj | 2 april 2024

#geno

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post 2009 cup win interview

#i am so sorry for the quality but this is after 2 rounds of sharpening and you could count the pixels in the original footage 😭 #but on the positive side every time i gif geno i get to stare at him for an extended period of time and go aww baby #geno #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #kirian.gif

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had a really long day so i will be giffing geno to deal

#kirian.txt #thinking of the post 2009 cup one

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sigh.

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“don’t you want a canadian team to FINALLY win a cup again?” not if it’s edmonton. hope this helps!

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can you guys rb this if you're an active gifmaker on this site (or have been in the past) i'm just curious

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Putting someone on a pedestal is the first step toward watching them fall

(Journal 1970-1986 by Andrei Tarkovsky / Picture credit to Claus Andersen, Toronto Star, Kevin Sousa, Icon Sportswire)

#mitch marner #hockey poetry

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lady in red

#wow #sid #jesus wow

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amanda kessel just declared for the next pwhl draft so you can find me going batshit insane in the closest closet for the next 5 working days

#trying deeply to be sane about this and failing #kirian.txt

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September 13, 2018 | (📸: Toronto Star)

#oh #mitch marner

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2023 NHL All-Star Weekend - Skills Competition | 02.03.23

#erik karlsson #kevin fiala

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when will hockey tumblr accept that boston tampa bay and pittsburgh aren’t that good and were only to face cupcake competition to their cups and finals. new york has appeared in all but 1 ECF since 2020. crosby’s 3 cups are aging like milk when you see who his sorry ass team beat to win those cups. any team would’ve won a cup beating nashville, ottawa, san jose, montreal, carolina too. talk to me when your team can make 2 conference finals in 3 yrs in a 32 team league. talk to me when your favorite player can score a series clinching hatty in one period to make the conference final. i don’t recall your fave ever doing that. cups ain’t shit when you haven’t won a playoff series in half a decade 😘

agh im so conflicted because i know replying to negative anons is a tumblr faux pas because it’ll only spawn more of them but. this is so funny i can’t just leave it in my inbox to rot. cups ain’t shit it’s about making it to the conference final and LOSING. incredible take.

#IM CRYINV #if i had a time machine i would show this to erik karlsson captain of the ottawa senators

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hugene. genormous, even. (x)

#its pictures like this that make me heavily doubt genos listed height (i strongly believe im correct in my doubt) #i do not understand why he's lying but ill support him regardless #geno

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hockeyblr is awesome bc someone will go "this is the hottest man I've ever seen" and 9 times out of 10 you could find twelve of him in any gas station in florida

The 1 out of 10 its Leon Draisaitl