I’m too classy for this world
Forever I’m that girl
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in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
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do I even need to caption this
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posting on tumblr.com:
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i know kindness exists because i am kind
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holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
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everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse
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when you’ll stop at nothing to pass the bechdel test
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why are christian bale and patrick bateman the exact same person
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Thank you Canada that is a great name
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brushy-brushy
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GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING
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