makahitaki

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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

#boffum

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wait wait can you want a dick but not in a guy way but like just to have one???

you can do whatever you want forever

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Same energy as when I received my pre-op phone call for my surgery, and the lady said I could drink whatever I want the night and morning before surgery except red gatorade or other red drinks, and I went full chemistry mode thinking that the red dye must bind to anaesthesia or something, and she was like "No, anaesthesia makes a lot of people nauseous post-surgery, and we really don't want to guess whether or not you're throwing up blood."

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footage of joe biden dying somehow posted to r/mildlyinteresting before any major news outlet is aware of it

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hey i noticed you reblogging my posts do you want to sit and bark for me

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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#what a babe

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"All clones are bad at lying."

This is Hardcase erasure and I won't stand for it.

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the Fatal Embrace enamel pins are now up at greerstothers.shop

The Lovers of Valdaro - a couple who has been locked in their final embrace for over 5,000 years

Rat king - a group of rats whose tails have become tangled and knotted, binding them together

Triassic cuddle - a porto-mammal and amphibian, found huddled in a burrow. the Thrinaxodon was hibernating, while the Broomistega was injured, and fleeing rising flood waters

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The older you get the funnier anon hate gets. Like I do not have time for this I have to figure out what a 1099-K form is.

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#my own. grandmother really said Nego #bitch I'll kill you

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studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

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"you're so close to your friends!! It's almost like there's a secret something going on, right—?" *KILL YOU* *KILLS YOU* *KILLS YOU* *KILL YOU* GOD I'M SO MAD *KILLS YOU* *KILLS YOU* *KILL YOU*

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