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I’ll represent you in court :)

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Returning to the place my online life started at because show revival (also because I'm a pathetic loser who doesn't have anything better to do 11 years later)

#iCarly #iCarly Wiki #iCarly Revival

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A lesson in how to gird your loins.

via The Art of Manliness

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Happy April 28th.

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Okay Brooklyn 99 season finale was awesome.

Timeline issue though: Holt was still a uniformed officer on Valentine`s day (see heist episode), so when Wuntch died (gonna miss her :( ) and he got re-promoted, it was at least late February, meaning Amy got pregnant at that point as well. She was about to go on maternity leave in the finale, so she was probably like 8 months or something. Meaning the finale took place in October / November? Did we skip over the 2020 heist here or are we at some point in October now?

Also, Pimemento didn’t make sense timeline wise. Jake said The Masked Singer Season 2 ended four months ago, which would place the episode in April. Amy was pregnant by then though.

#Brooklyn Nine Nine #Brooklyn 99 #B99

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Hey rb this with you 1st romance for each dragon age game I wanna know for scientific reasons

#Leliana #Merril #Cullen (don't ask me why)

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People: AAAAAAAH Corona! Senior citizens are in extreme danger! We have to lock down everything to protect old people!

Me, calmly:

#Corona #I seriously don't get what all the panic is about #Life has an end #Most corona deaths are over 80 #Just accept your mortality people

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Jill Valentine proudly presents: Her massive dick.

#Resident Evil 3 Remake #Jill Valentine #Can it get much more phallic than this?

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So Brooklyn 99 and Killing Eve got Season 8 / 4 respectively greenlit before season 7 / 3 even aired one episode?

Either there’s still some good in the world or the producers have given up hope for the future and just go “Let’s just keep doing the stuff we are doing now, no point in looking how things are gonna do / making up new stuff any more.“

#Brooklyn 99 #B99 #Killing Eve

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Sooo, Birds of Prey ... a LOT more flashy, colorful and crazy than the usual DCEU movies (not surprising from a character who was introduced in Suicide Squad as "Total Wild Card") and at some (3) points, surprisingly / grossly brutal, but eventually, much less than what I hoped / expected.

Not gonna say more because some of my followers will probably want to watch it themselves, just @ / message me if you want to talk about it (not like anyone notices / cares what I post anyway)

#Birds of Prey

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I hate to do this but desperate times. Our kitty Ash came into some serious health problems recently. She's a little over a year old and we didnt anticipate anything like this to happen. It's been hard for my wife and I to just support ourselves.

With our rent going up $300 in march, we seem to be drowning in bills we cant afford to pay. This is the slowest time of the year for work, my hours are getting cut and my wife is looking desperately for a second job.

Any little bit would help tremendously. 

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All her faces are my facial expressions. My mum and dad can vouch for that. All her weird faces are definitely mine. I sometimes don’t actually know what my face is doing and then I’ll watch a scene back and I’m like, ‘Woah!’ So yeah. – Jodie Comer

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POV: you are a pizza in the oven

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So I got called into jury duty…

And I was put in the seat instantly, of course. I said, “your honor, I can’t be a juror on a two week trial, I have opera rehearsal.” And she said, “opera huh, well, sing something for us.”

And I did. In a federal court of law, in front of the judge, 75 jurors, the lawyers and the fucking DEFENDANT, I sang o mio babbino caro.

And the judge excused me.

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-promise me we do this together, okay?

-i promise.

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can we appreciate how frozen 2 said "toxic masculinity??? screw that” and made kristoff’s entire storyline about love, something that usually only happens to the female protagonists we stan