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The feminine urge to cronch bones with my teeth to extract their wonderful flavor

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Not every character needs to be in a romantic relationship reblog if you agree

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this has unlocked a new fear in me that i cannot even begin to articulate

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I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.

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you can read the study here

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read literature in your first language! learn about your country's literary history! read those sentences and memorize new words you didn't know yet! find an author you like and explore their work! explore the modern literary scene in your country! visit a local bookshop and ask for recommendations in your own language! refuse to let the english language trample over linguistic diversity! stop acting like it's too hard! just START!

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may your 2024 be vampiric and homoerotic

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Ok so at this point I've had two people roll up to me in manual wheelchairs, well, one of them was somebody pushing somebody who was nonverbal at the time, but it still counts. They asked me why I had zip ties around my tires.

It's winter where I'm living and we have really bad snow. And the snow plow people are really bad at their jobs probably because there aren't snow plow people who clean sidewalks. As a solution I got to thinking about how I could increase the traction on my wheels. And the most redneck thing I could think of was taking a bunch of zip ties and tying them around my wheels. They last surprisingly long, and work surprisingly well. It's basically the same premise as chains for your tires during the winter.

I chose to space them out pretty evenly so there's about one for every spoke. You could probably do more or less depending on how many you want and how much traction you get but I wouldn't go more than three per spoke. I realize that it's a bit later in the winter, and I probably should have made a post about this sooner, but I came up with it about a week ago. So please share this, even if you're not disabled, because there are tons of people I know who are stuck in their houses because they can't get around in the snow. A pack of zip ties costs about $5, which compared to $200 knobby snow tires is a big save, and if you want to invest you could get colored zip ties.

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I pass you a microscope. You look in and see this.

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Big Dipper

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W women... p-pretty

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i learned that there are no skeletons in the wreck of the Titanic or debris field. At depths of 3,000+ feet, seawater is undersaturated with calcium carbonate. Once animals ate the flesh of Titanic's passengers and crew, their bones dissolved (x)

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@ednakrabappel introduced me to the wonderfully silly camp version of alice in wonderland that is the 90s disney tv show and I adoree the Mad Hatter & March Hare <3 <3 ;; really wish they’d put this on disney plus!!

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i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman