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In three seconds, those doors are going to open and 20 guards will be here to shoot us.

#would've loved to see some father/son development for these two #:'( #(erik tag pending) #(peter tag pending)

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Peter: God is holding his hand out to me like I'm a feral cat and I inch closer only to bite i

Scott: Please! Shut! The! Fuck! Up!

#:') #as much shit as we lovingly give peter #for being like he is #erik is definitely the source of the little shit gene within peter #poor scoty #(silliness tag pending)

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dumb memes for @magnetish   8/? request for your memes here

#pfffft #i will say whatever source of canon you're looking at erik's children are badass #but lol yeah this meme is accurate erik must be stopped #(silliness tag pending)

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#they're so fun to watch on screen together #both as their characters and as themselves #they give off that fun dumbass duo energy that i love

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sovietsylph​

             ‘  this was your plan? to silence me with my favourite flavour? have you ever taken a psychopath test?   ‘

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          ❝ I’m starting to think you may be overreacting a little,  you know. ❞

#sovietsylph #that's so sweeeet #meanwhile erik's over here like this #(ic tag pending)

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            ‘   … i trusted you.   ‘

          ❝ ———Does the ice cream not make up for it? ❞

#sovietsylph #....this is how it works right? #shhhh erik will get her ice cream any time she wants he shall find a way #erik likes him some vanilla #with like some fresh strawberries and blueberries n shit in it if he can #(ic tag pending)

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@magnetish​   starter call.

           ‘   you said you were going out to get ice cream or commit a felony but not both.   ‘

          ❝ What can I say?   There is a part of me that appreciates the efficiency. ❞

#sovietsylph #what flavor ice cream does she like best uwu #(ic tag pending) #lol @ me not bothering with using finished icons atm #i am falling apart in all arenas currently

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The Biggest Smile

#ooc #smile more please u grouchy fuck #tbd

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#magneto? more like SOFTneto

#I looooove #(erik tag pending)

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@weaponxtm​ said: “   i   am   very   pleased   you   made   it   through   my   final   challenge ,   where   i  …   pretended   i   was   going   to   murder  you  .   ” GLaDOS starters.

          ❝ I’m sure it’s a tempting game to play,  pretending that you could, ❞    he answers,  his tone level,  though he’s a tad more irritated than he’d thus let on;  she didn’t leave him entirely unscathed,  after all.   She’d just clipped him with——  something.   Didn’t quite glimpse it,  and he didn’t bother to seek it out once he’d halted her.    ❝ But I’d resist the urge next time,  were I you.   Otherwise,  you might not be so pleased afterwards. ❞

#weaponxtm #did... she throw something at him? idk i'm just winging it #he's not amused but like... he could be more Upset about it so that's something #erik be like *gasps* i'm starting to feel like u maybe don't like me that much??? #pffft #(ic tag pending)

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people are like what are you up to and i’m like seething with justified rage

#erik really do be like #(about tag pending)

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ICONIC  THINGS  GLaDOS  FROM  PORTAL  HAS  SAID .

“   we’ve   both   said   a   lot   of   things   you’re   going   to   regret  .   ” “   i   think   we   can   put   our   differences   behind   us  …   you   monster  .   ” “   it’s   been   a   long   time  .   ” “   how   have   you   been  ?   ” “   this   will   be   our   only   chance   to   talk  .   ” “   you   are   a   horrible   person  .   ” “   i’ll   give   you   credit :   i   guess   you   are   listening   to   me  .   ” “   remember   before ,   when   i   was   talking   about   smelly   garbage   standing   around   being   useless  ?   that   was   a   metaphor  .   i   was   actually   talking   about   you  .   ” “   did   you   know   that   people   with   guilty   consciences   are   more   easily   startled   by   loud   nois—   *blasts   airhorn*   ” “   nobody   but   you   is   that   pointlessly   cruel  .   ” “   i   made   it   all   up  .   ” “   i   am   very   pleased   you   made   it   through   my   final   challenge ,   where   i  …   pretended   i   was   going   to   murder   you  .   ” “   i   know   you’re   there  .   i   can   sense   you  .   ” “   you   haven’t   escaped ,   you   know  .   ” “   you’re   not   even   going   the   right   way  .   ” “   uh - oh  .   somebody   cut   the   cake  .   i   told   them   to   wait   for   you ,   but   they   did   it   anyway  .   ” “   didn’t   we   have   some   fun ,   though  ?   ” “   you   really   shouldn’t   be   here  .   this   isn’t   safe   for   you  .   ” “   it’s   not   too   late   for   you   to   turn   back  .   ” “   okay  .   i   am   going   to   kill   you   now  .   ” “   someday ,   we’ll   remember   this   and   laugh  .   and   laugh  .   and   laugh  .   ” “   you’re   not   a   good   person  .   you   know   that ,   right  ?   ” “   this   is   your   fault  .   it   didn’t   have   to   be   like   this  .   ” “   i’m   not   kidding  .   turn   back ,   or   i   will   kill   you  .   ” “   i’m   going   to   kill   you ,   and   all   the   cake   is   gone  .   ” “   you   don’t   even   care ,   do   you  ?   ” “   despite   your   violent   behaviour ,   the   only   thing   you’ve   broken   so   far   is   my   heart  .   ” “   maybe   you   should   marry   that   thing   if   you   love   it   so   much  .   do   you   want   to   marry   it  ?   …   WELL   I   WON’T   LET   YOU  .   how   does   that   feel  ?   ” “   i’ll   tell   you   what   that   thing   isn’t :   it   isn’t   yours  .   so   leave   it   alone  .   ” “   have   i   ever   lied   to   you  ?   …   i   mean ,   in   this   room  .   ” “   killing   you   and   giving   you   good   advice   aren’t   mutually   exclusive  .   ” “   nice   job   breaking   it ,   hero  .   ” “   this   isn’t   brave  .   it’s   murder  .   what   did   i   ever   do   to   you  ?   ” “   i   honestly ,   TRULY   didn’t   think   you’d   fall   for   that  .   ” “   you’re   about   to   become   the   immediate   past   president   of   the   being   alive   club  .   ” “   i   hate   you   so   much  .   ” “   look ,   even   if   you   think   we’re   enemies ,   we’re   enemies   with   a   common   interest :   revenge  .   ” “   i   thought   you   were   my   greatest   enemy ,   when   all   along ,   you   were   my   best   friend  .   ” “   under   the   circumstances ,   i’ve   been   shockingly   nice  .   ” “   i   used   to   want   you   dead   but   now   i   only   want   you   gone  .   ” “   you’ve   got   your   short ,   sad   life   left  .   ” “   goodbye ,   my   only   friend  …   oh  —   did   you   think   i   meant   you  ?   that   would   be   funny   if   it   weren’t   so   sad  .   well ,   you   have   been   replaced  .   i   don’t   need   anyone   now  .   ” “   when   i   delete   you   maybe   i’ll   stop   feeling   so   bad  .   ” “   go   make   some   new   disaster  .   ” “   you’re   someone   else’s   problem  .   ” “   i’m   brilliant  .   i’m   not   bragging ,   it’s   an   objective   fact  .   ” “   i   hate   you  .   it   can’t   be   for   no   reason  .   you   must   deserve   it  .   ” “   i   don’t   suppose   you   ever   stopped   whining   long   enough   to   reflect   on   your   own   shortcomings  .   ”

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sometimes i scare the goverment

#idk why this post sounds a little passive #i'd like to make it clear that erik does so very much on purpose #rip #which government? you ask #any of them #(about tag pending)

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i told you from the moment i met you, there is more to you, erik. there is good in you, too.

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rejectory​

❝Got me out of a fine once or twice—❞

Erik, bless him, is missing the point. His lack of engagement did half the work.

❝—after much longer than it took you to manipulate a satellite at will.❞

Ten minutes, to be precise. Charles felt his pride swell as sudden as looking down over a great height. The things Erik can do and doesn’t yet even conceive of. Charles could unlock so much at once with the flick of a switch, or suppress. Either would sooner buckle Erik’s knees than come easily.

The point is to earn what you are.

❝I call it influencing. All of it has to do with free will and leaving it untouched to the eye. I simply suggest a hand—most often, someone will take it.❞

The to-the-seams fullness of housing others’ memories allows him not to think of his earliest test subject, his very own mother. She used to take up so much, he could feel her in his throat.

He was a child, of course. At first. It was as difficult to realise what he was doing as whom it was being done to. A true pity his father had been gone by then.

Charles is not quite… looking. He cleans up the tension in his temples by the third floor under, his mouth inviting. Erik will hear the smile.

❝I’ve never done it to you,❞  he says,  ❝nor do I have any interest to.❞

          Erik huffs a quiet laugh,  his smile coming and going in that moment,  but no less genuine for it.   Charles’ initial answer is one part honesty,  one part praise,  it feels like,  and the minute satisfaction that comes with it can’t be helped.   Truth be told,  however,  he’s far more interested in listening to Charles speak about himself than bask in his own thoughts.

          ❝ That you feel the need to tell me that almost makes me wonder if I’d know better if you had——  or,  in fact,  if you ever changed your mind. ❞    He’s teasing,  yet he thinks;  would it be more or less suspicious if it didn’t occur to him to at least wonder if Charles had ever done such a thing to him?

          Thankfully,  he’s not suspicious,  and knows fully well that comes entirely from their time spent together thus far.

          Erik again claps Charles’ back,  this time in far more a lighthearted fashion,  though there’s a glint in his eyes;  a hint that he’s holding back another laugh,  like he’s told a joke which he knows is bad but finds funny regardless.

          Then the lift chimes and the door slides open.   All traces of lightness are dropped.   The corridor ahead is surprisingly bright,  lit to give the appearance of sunlight pouring in through windows no one can see.

          Stepping forward,  Erik sees no one and hears nothing behind the few shut doors that line the way ahead.   The emptiness is unsettling.   Brows furrow as he turns to other senses,  reaching out farther than he’d felt the need to before.

           ❝ There’s quite a bit hidden here... ❞

          Steel latticework branching out far behind the walls,  and other parts too.   Some of it feels vaguely odd,  with something like a buzzing perhaps.   It’s difficult to know at this distance.   What it all is,  he also cannot tell.   Not yet.

          None of this had been in his information.           Yet determination to push forward is still winning out.

          Erik looks at Charles with a question upon his face,  though he strides on all the same.   They’ll find someone,  one way or another.   Only,  Erik would prefer not to go knocking down each door just to find the right person.

#rejectory #it's fun! #they're on an adventure #a d v e n t u r e ! #but hey i got carried away don't feel the need to reply with anything this... lengthy i'm sorry #i was like 'what if a little creepy?' and i made it so! #i suppose erik's inadvertently dragged them into something ~extra~ low key secret #(ic tag pending)

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#i vibe with this lighting #(erik tag pending)

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it’s like the (chuckles) i’m in danger meme, except you are in danger.

#erik: (chuckles) you're in danger #i should make that one of my tags for... something #anyway it's ok they definitely had it coming #tbd #ooc