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im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

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hey @staff you really should make it so that you can change which blog is your primary blog

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my own tag urself meme based off of the past six years. i’m 2014

#lmao im 2011

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👋 Send Me Emojis 👀👌

☝ - How tall are you? ✔ - Sexual Orientation 🚬 - Do you Smoke? 🍷 - Do you Drink? ♒ - Do you Take Drugs? 😳 - Age you get mistaken for? 💉 - Have Tattoos? ✏️ - Want any tattoos? ✂️ - Got any Piercings? ✌ - Want any piercings? 👌 - Best friend? ♥ - Do you like anyone? 🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands? 🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? 😒 - Biggest pet peeve? 📝 - Story from your childhood. 💬 - I wish… ‼️ - Something you’ll change? 💦 - What makes you horny? 🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for? 🔥 - Something spicy you like? 👃 You hate the smell of …. 👊 - Something you hate? 🚶 - Are you single? 💬 - Can we text? 💌 - Fan mail me? 💍 - Marry me? 💘 - Be my tumblr crush? 💭 - Favorite foods? ☀ - Story about your day. 💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes? 🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies? 📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows? ✏ - Random fact about yourself. ✈️ - Where are you from? 🚀 - Where do you wanna visit? 😍 - Do you have a crush? 😷 - Something you hate eating? 🙈 - What makes you shy? 💃 - Can you dance? 💏 - Do you love anyone? 👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear? 🌴 - A island you would visit? 🌎 - A country you would visit? 🌀 - Favorite type of weather? 🔮 - Do you believe in luck? 📱 - What kinda phone do you have? 📅 - Favorite time of the year? 📚 - Career goal you want? 🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat? 🍭 - Favorite Candy? 🍇 - Favorite fruits? 🚘 - Dream car(s)? 🚔 - Have you ever been arrested? 🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before? 🎫 - Do you have a license? 🚼 - Do you have or want kids? 🔞 - Are you under 18? 🐶 - Do you own a pet? 😔 - Something that makes you sad? 😡 - What pisses you off? 😏 - What turns you on? 😈 - Are you a freak? 💪 - Do you work out?

#please do this #i'm bored

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newt scamander is probably the reason hogwart’s motto is ‘never tickle a sleeping dragon’ tbh

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I second this my professor didn't post a single grade except for the tests which he hand graded and physically returned to us. I have no idea what I got on stuff like participation and in class presentations and let me tell you it is NOT FUN to try and figure out what you need to get on your final paper based on the grades you THINK you MIGHT have gotten (especially when you figure out that you probably need to get a 99% on your final paper to get a B in the class). Not to mention he told us halfway through the semester that he was going to drop our lowest exam grade but since he seems to be waiting till the last day to enter grades if he doesn't do that I'm not even going to have time to email him about it. PLEASE do yourself a favor and check out ratemyprofessor before taking a class, and if they don't have any reviews then DONT RISK IT ITS NOT WORTH IT!!!!

Advice for future college students:

If your professor is notorious for not getting grades out to students, AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!! It may not seem like a big deal at first, but I am currently going into an English final with NO idea what my grade in the class is. Therefore, I don’t know what I need on the final. PLEASE GO ON ratemyprofessor.com and read the reviews, because all the ones I read about mine were SPOT ON!!!

K that’s it.

#I'm probably going to fail this class :((( #personal

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who else can’t wait until they have a cute gf???

#not worth risking

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Hey can anyone help me I think my instagram got hacked or deleted?? I got randomly logged out and now it isn’t recognizing my username. I tried resetting my password but it doesn’t recognize my email or phone number and if I try to log in with Facebook it tries to make me a new account (wtf???) which isn’t what I want. I contacted instagram but they haven’t done anything so far. I don’t even have many pics on my instagram I just like to follow celebs. If this happened to anyone else could you please tell me if it is fixable and if so how do I do it???? I know I could make another account easily but this is really pissing me off.

#not fandom

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Half of Tumblr: WHY DOES TONY STARK HAVE TO BE IN HOMECOMING?!

Marvel Comics:

#lmfao

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mini rant but i don’t get the whole “tony stark is in every single movie” thing because outside of his own movies and the avengers he’s only been in civil war (which lets be honest was basically avengers 2.5 every other avenger was in that movie and then some and how you were gonna do a civil war movie without tony is beyond me) and now spiderman and like??? how is that every movie??? 

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i read canary as canary mary from banjo-kazooie

au where canary doesnt have powers she just screams at the top of her lungs and the bad guys are like what the fuck stop please

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How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

#fuck yeah i got a zero

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tag urself i’m lord B Y E ron

#EmDicks #how dare you attack me like this #Queue know black is this year's pink!

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Lmao never mind he's the villain I knew John Casey would never work for the FBI

I’m watching Bones and the guy that played Casey in chuck is playing an FBI agent which is hysterical bc Casey hates the FBI

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I'm watching Bones and the guy that played Casey in chuck is playing an FBI agent which is hysterical bc Casey hates the FBI

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All I want in the whole wide world is for Newt Scamander to visit Hogwarts on a book signing trip and for him to meet little eleven-year-old Hagrid, smiling big at the sight of his hero.

I want them to talk and for Newt to tell him that he has a real knack with animals and he should keep it up, while patting his ginormous shoulder approvingly.

Then, right before he goes, I want him to slip a little egg in Hagrid’s pocket that will one day grow into a giant majestic spider, which he knows Hagrid will see the beauty in and take care, for you see, Newt (like Hagrid) has terrible judgment when it comes to animals.

#yes to all of this

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i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us