magicpony45

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Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!

#bleeding heart #pomegranate #pink #vanilla #fall #chamomile

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so did anyone else know that its very difficult to judge how much cleavage you're showing at any given time because of how boobs slope downwards

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

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Yeah i have a dark past (being 13). Just an absolutely horrible backstory (being 13). It would keep you up at night if i told you about it (i was 13 one time)

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the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

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Ianthe woundfucking Kiriona's chussy with teeth please there's no time

I am very sorry this was initially supposed to be a serious fill and then it ended up way too silly lmao...

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why do celebrities get defensive when they get called nepo babies when there’s the objectively much funnier option of responding with “how dare you speak to me like that. do you know who my father is?”

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when ur gf asks if you’d still love her if she was a worm this is what she means

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Lately I've really loved being a girl!!!!! People always compliment me on my outfits or tell me I look cute, it feels so nice!!!!!

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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

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There’s still debate about split attraction on my dash why do you people even care

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flat chested girlies are not nearly as represented as they should be in character design, but i think a very underrated body type to use in character design is girl whose chest is flatter than her tummy