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Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.

#ooc posts

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//Dammit, Jack, what business do you have looking at Henry like that???

#ooc post #//I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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Reblog if you are willing to do toxic ships

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fallasea:

SOOOO……….. LIKE.

I am ENTHUSIASTICALLY wanting to write with you but I am SLOW. 

I AM RIDICULOUSLY HAPPY TO GET OOC MESSAGES BUT I AM SLOW.

HOLY SHIT LIKE I ALWAYS FUCKING WEEP WITH UTTER FUCKING JOY WHEN I GET ASK IC BUT I AM S LOW. 

LIKE I AM GENERALLY VERY SLOW BUT I APPRECIATE MY MUTUALS. 

I AM SUPER RIDICULOUSLY SLOW BUT I REALLY want to LIKE CULTIVATE OUR MUSES RELATIONSHIP 100000% OKAY?

I’M JUST

SO SLOW

AND I AM GRATEFUL FOR THOSE WHO WAIT

AND YES WE CAN BE SLOW TOGETHER. 

#ooc posts #//i am slowww

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*reminder*

just because i’m very slow with replies doesn’t mean i don’t care about our plot !!!

#ooc posts #//THIS

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I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.

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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.

drunk texts:

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u

( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD

( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up

( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you  for hurting me

( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh

( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party

( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed

( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry

( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu

hateful texts:

( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic

( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable

( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.

( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.

( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.

( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything

( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.

( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.

( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.

( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.

misc/random texts:

( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.

( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog

( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me

( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?

( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.

( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.

( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good

( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…

( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.

( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.

#memes #queued

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BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS

( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )

❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜    

#memes #queued

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“Henry, I told you before, I’m fine. I’m just a little tired.” But if someone were to feel his forehead, they’d realise that Jack was burning up.

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      “You don’t look so well… maybe you should rest before we go out again.”

#i was so tired of being hansel (muse: jack) #fairytalehero

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I picked a new name. Jack was simple. Jack had no past.

#i was so tired of being hansel (muse: jack) #the truest believer (henry) #you gave me my second chance (beanliever: jack & henry) #//I CRY

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Send 😍 if your muse finds mine ATTRACTIVE.

*Note* Sending these in doesn’t mean you want to SHIP….  it just suggests that your muse finds mine appealing.  

©Magnoliamemes

#memes #queued

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Like this post for a starter from Jerome!

#asoue rp #asoue roleplay #a series of unfortunate events rp #a series of unfortunate events roleplay #starter call #ooc post #the timid husband (muse: jerome)

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MY FAVORITE VINES a sentence starter - 2/??? — (part 1)

❝ Is there anything better than PUSSY? Yes, a really good book! ❞

❝ Hello… FUCKER. I’m gonna kill your whole family for fun. ❞

❝ I am DISGUSTED, I am REVOLTED– I dedicate my entire life to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks I get?! ❞

❝ Oh my GOD, they were roommates! ❞

❝ Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God and anime on my side! ❞

❝ Roses are red, violets are blue… Why-why’d you leave me ____, what did I do? ❞

❝ Do you ever… like wake up or… do–uh–like, do something and you’re just like ‘what the he–fuck is going on?’ ❞

❝ Do I look like–? ❞

❝ I do love working here, it’s just– We all have a lot of laughs. ❞

❝ Fuck off, ____! I’m not going to your fucking [event]. ❞

*sigh* ❝ My name is ____, I hate everyone in here. Especially ____, she’s a whore. ❞

❝ Hey, ____! You’re no good, _____! You’ll never be shit! You’re JUST. LIKE. YOUR FATHER. ❞

❝ Dude, what the fuck? This is your space, this is your area, she can’t do that to you! ❞

❝ Hey yo, cut the music, cut the music. Somebody left an ice cube on the ground, it melted and now my SOCK is wet— who the fuck wanna DIE?! ❞

❝ Wha–you spilled–whawhawha– LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?! ❞

❝ I’m over this dumbass school with all these fake ass people — Hey! … Fucking bitch. ❞

❝ I don’t really wanna do the work today. ❞

❝ Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I’m sTiLL a PiEcE oF gArBaGe! ❞

❝ When will you learn?? That your ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!. ❞

❝ Welcome to Bible study, we’re all children of Jesus! Kumbayaaaa, my Lord! ❞

❝ Country boooooy, I loooove yooooou. ❞

❝ So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties… ❞

❝ He needs some milk! ❞

❝ Hi, I’m _____, and I’m your freestyle dance teacher. ❞

❝ Bitch, you’re gonna step on my fucking toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots bitch DISGUSTING! ❞

❝ I’m old! I’m SIXTEEN! I’m a GRANDmother. ❞

❝ You know what? I’m about to say it… I don’t care that you broke your elbow. ❞

❝ I’m out here jogging…. Uh… Worst experience of my life… I don’t know why people do this for fun. ❞

#memes #//:D

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Admit it we all have that character we ship with literally everyone

#ooc post #//honestly ruby lucas is so shippable just saying

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april is autism awareness month and i havent seen any posts about it on my dash but please remember not to support autism $peaks, not to ‘light it up blue’ or whatever, and instead support cool organizations actually RUN by autistic people, like autism self advocacy network and autism women’s network!

#ooc post #//mun is autistic so this is important!!!!

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WONDER WOMAN (2017) SENTENCE MEME

i used to want to save the world.

what one does when faced with the truth is more difficult than you think.

i learned this the hard way. 

and now, i will never be the same.

where are you going?

a scorpion must sting, a wolf must hunt. 

what if i promise to be careful?

fighting does not make you a hero. 

war is nothing to hope for. 

can i see it?

it’s beautiful. 

you’re safe, and there is nothing you should concern yourself with. 

you keep doubting yourself. 

you are stronger than you believe. 

are you hurt?

i love her as you do.

you’re a man. 

don’t i look like one?

men are easily corrupted. 

is it true you saved his life?

you let this little thing tell you what to do?

you can either do nothing, or you can do something.

i am willing to fight for those who cannot fight for themselves.

who will i be if i stay?

it’s hideous. 

a deal is a promise, and a promise is unbreakable. 

you’ve got to put down the sword. 

is there anything else you want to show me?

this is a terrible idea. 

who gets paid for honour?

i am both frightened and aroused. 

you should be very proud. 

everyone is fighting their own battles.

i may as well teach you how to dance. 

they call us heroes. 

i don’t drink.

we work well together.

now i see that you’re attention is, elsewhere. 

you know nothing of the gods. 

what i do is not up to you. 

you don’t believe me. 

what are you?

why are they still fighting?

they don’t deserve our help. 

we’re all to blame. 

it’s not about deserve, it’s about what you believe.

i believe in love. 

i am not your enemy.  

i wish we had more time. 

i love you. 

you can save the world. 

only love can truly save the world. 

#memes #queued

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* hurt prompts

‘ are you bleeding? ’

‘ take it easy. you hit your head. ’

‘ where does it hurt? ’ 

‘ sit still and let me take a look! ’

‘ how did you get that black eye? ’ 

‘ you should see the other guy. ’ 

‘ did i say you could get out of bed? ’

‘ that’s going to leave a bruise. ’

‘ i’ll get some ice. ’ 

‘ that’s what you get for picking fights. ’

‘ are you trying to give me a heart attack? ’

‘ what’s wrong with you? ’

‘ you can barely stand. ’

‘ did you throw the first punch? ’

‘ that’s a nasty bump. ’

‘ get in the car. you’re going to the hospital. ’

‘ at least bandage it. ’ 

‘ no, you’ll get an infection. ’ 

‘ wet floor signs are there for a reason, you know. ’

‘ you’re lucky. that icicle could’ve killed you. ’

‘ where’s your gratitude? i rescued you! ’

‘ i’m calling the nurse. ’

‘ was that stupid dare worth it? ’

‘ what happened to you? ’

‘ sit down. i’ll make some hot chocolate and fix you right up. ’

‘ are those bandages? ’

‘ you need stitches. ’

‘ look out for that tree branch. ’

‘ i’ve got you. just stay awake. can you do that for me? ’

‘ lean on me. ’

‘ you got two choices: let me carry you, or die out here. take your pick. ’

‘ shit, you’re burning up. ’  

‘ you’re not dying. it’s only a sprained ankle. ’

‘ lie down. ’

‘ i’m sorry. i know it hurts. here, hold my hand. ’

‘ you’re in no condition to be walking around. ’

‘ wake up! wake up! ’

‘ i don’t feel sorry for you. ’

‘ look at your face! ’

#memes #queued